The only thing better than a good pun is a really, really bad one. Because, just like there’s no bad pizza, there are really no bad puns.
But there are puns that have to fake it til they make it. Just like we’re still faking how much we like sparkling water. Some of these are regular pun bad, some are simply terrible. But we love ’em all the same.
The Best Bad Puns
1. When you know how bad your puns are.
2. Puns go all the way back to Greek mythology.
3. This explains why all the frames are crooked in our apartment.
4. These are dolphinately terrible on porpoise.
5. We think they’re T-rexcellent but you do you.
6. They’re not quite in our element.
7. Just watch where you put that horn!
8. Perfect for the very specific niche of having a geologist friend.
9. Can you spare a bowling pun?
10. And we always deliver. There’s a $5.99 delivery charge though.
11. Just waiting on our tea party invite.
12. We’ve never met a rabbit that was anything less.
13. And that’s why wait we to digest our food first.
14. Mostly because it is.
15. We invited the whole herd.
16. The funniest pun we’ve ever seen.
17. Every bulletin board should have one of these.
18. We’ve taught ours to swim.
19. We’re a Helvetica fan.
20. Worth an ovation.
21. That’s where we really excel.
Ashley Hubbard is a freelance writer and creator. As a Darcy Magazine contributor, she covers all things related to nails, entertainment news, pop culture trends, and more. Additionally, she regularly writes interview-based celebrity stories for Coping with Cancer magazine and has written for other publications, including Let's Eat Cake, Roadtrippers, Greatist, and Healthline. She has also been featured by Impact Travel Alliance as a creative who is transforming travel, and by Matador Network as a vegan travel blogger you should be following on Instagram.
Ashley is a Nashville unicorn (born, raised, and based), queer, vegan, and dedicated to leaving a positive impact through her life, work, and her website, Wild Hearted.
When she's not writing, she's traveling, reading a book, trying not to kill her houseplants, worshiping her dog, or having an existential crisis. Follow her on Instagram, TikTok, Facebook and Twitter, and LinkedIn
Ashley is a Nashville unicorn (born, raised, and based), queer, vegan, and dedicated to leaving a positive impact through her life, work, and her website, Wild Hearted.
When she's not writing, she's traveling, reading a book, trying not to kill her houseplants, worshiping her dog, or having an existential crisis. Follow her on Instagram, TikTok, Facebook and Twitter, and LinkedIn
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