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Cocaine Bear Is Taking Over Twitter, So Here’s the Best Tweets and Memes

By Rebecca Swanner | December 1, 2022 | Updated on June 10, 2023 | Leave a Comment
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Cocaine Bear Memes Tweets - inside you are two bears

Just when you thought you’d gotten all you could from one Bear-themed entertainment vehicle this year, in barges Cocaine Bear. Jeremy Allen White, you might want to step aside for a moment. Or hide in the walk in.

Because we know you want a Golden Globe, but Twitter is over here cranking out loads of funny Cocaine Bear memes and tweets thanks to the trailer that just dropped.
Cocaine Bear Memes Tweets

WTF Is Cocaine Bear?

Cocaine Bear is an Elizabeth Banks-directed movie starring Ray Liotta, Keri Russell, O’Shea Jackson, Jr. and a large black bear. Who can stop doing coke in the bathroom any. moment. now. Thank you.

The horror movie comes out February 24th and is based on a real-life story. Here’s the gist.

I'm the bear who ate cocaine. This is my story. pic.twitter.com/txBSiUl5hL

— Cocaine Bear (@cocainebear) November 30, 2022

Back in 1985, on his way back from Colombia, former narcotics officer and attorney-turned-drug smuggler Andrew C. Thornton II dropped 75 pounds of cocaine into the Chattahoochee National Forest from his plane. Thornton then leapt out of the plane, got tangled in his parachute, and authorities found him dead in the woods with more cocaine attached to him.

The drugs he dropped were devoured by a 175 lb. American black bear who, sadly, died after doing that much blow. He was then taxidermied and placed in the Kentucky Fun Mall where they bestowed upon him the moniker “Cocaine Bear” in 2015. Stay classy, South.

In the meantime, here’s the best Cocaine Bear memes and tweets. We’re so sorry bear. You deserved more.

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The Best Cocaine Bear Memes and Tweets

1. Really feels like Tony Stark should be handing out this one.

Cocaine Bear Memes Tweets - Oscar Goes To

2. 80s stockbrokers would never.

Cocaine Bear Memes Tweets - doritos kamala

 

3. Do you do actual work ever? Just wondering.

Cocaine Bear Memes Tweets - elon

 

4. Aw, better luck next time little guy.

Cocaine Bear Memes Tweets - Christmas coke bear

 

5. Bears can talk now?

Cocaine Bear Memes Tweets - Cocaine Time

 

6. Hulu, your move.

Cocaine Bear Memes Tweets - Universal Studios

 

7. And comes up with really good ideas.

Cocaine Bear Memes Tweets - helicopter

 

8. Pure as the driven snow.

Cocaine Bear Memes Tweets - Muppets

 

9. It blows that it’s not out yet.

Cocaine Bear Memes Tweets - brian

 

10. Maybe the third movie, though?

Cocaine Bear Memes Tweets - not paddington sequel

 

11. What Universal said.

Cocaine Bear Memes Tweets - jordan peele

 

12. More like LSD bear, but ok.

Cocaine Bear Memes Tweets - grateful dead dancing bear

13. Do we feed both? Will one eat the other if we do that?

Cocaine Bear Memes Tweets - inside you are two bears

 

14. Thanks, Elon, for clearing all that up.

Cocaine Bear Memes Tweets - twitter official

15. We’ve heard this pitch before.

Cocaine Bear Memes Tweets - The Sopranos

 

16. It’s giving Oscar.

https://twitter.com/Caitlin_Welsh/status/1628331668502372352

 

17. You can do it, bro!

https://twitter.com/realaccountyeah/status/1628237060980068353

 

18. :taps watch louder:

Patiently awaiting the Cocaine Bear/Fast and Furious crossover pic.twitter.com/N7inN11g5K

— Scott Seiss (@ScottSeiss) February 20, 2023

 

19. Sad, but true.

The young people deciding to try cocaine after seeing Cocaine Bear https://t.co/TpGp6ZMNXY pic.twitter.com/jVujhWaArP

— Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq. (@clapifyoulikeme) February 21, 2023

 

20. Good on ya, bear.

For every evil Cocaine Bear, there are two good Department of Transportation Bears. https://t.co/Xaoz6CUOtZ

— Tort Master (@theTortmaster) February 13, 2023

 

21. Take that, James Cameron.

theres only one person on earth who can say they played a Power Rangers villain and directed a movie about a bear on cocaine pic.twitter.com/qB8rr8Wyqu

— John Stewart Green Lantern (@LanternJS) February 21, 2023

 

22. It’s Fun Dip, everyone. FUN DIP.

Heading to the #CocaineBear premiere and my mom came prepared. pic.twitter.com/I0DZmy6pYg

— Kristen Lopez (@kristenlopez88) February 22, 2023

 

23. Wow, Pedro Pascal really is everywhere these days.

the bear 30 minutes into Cocaine Bear pic.twitter.com/9vzuutX0s8

— Ash Dylan (@AshDylanLit) February 23, 2023

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