These Easter Jokes Will Crack You Up, Just Like That Egg You Wish You Hadn’t Just Dropped

Every family has their own Easter traditions. Many involve dyeing eggs, hiding them for an Easter egg hunt, and…well, hopefully remembering where they all are so your house doesn’t start to emit rotten fumes. But no matter what you have in store for the celebrations this year, it can always be made better with these funny Easter jokes.

Especially if you’re trying to get out of a line of questioning about why all the chocolate bunnies are missing their ears. We promise we were in the other room the whole time!

From bunny puns to chicken humor, and plenty of eggsellent plays on words, these jokes are just what you need to lighten any Easter mood. Although, an extra pack of jelly beans never hurts.

50 Funny Easter Jokes For Any Occasion

1. Why did the Easter egg hide? Because it was a little chicken!
2. How does the Easter bunny stay in shape? By doing lots of hare-obics.
3. What did one Easter egg say to the other? “Egg-scuse me, but do you know where I can find some chocolate?”
4. Why did the baby chick cross the road? To meet up with her Peeps.
5. What do you call an Easter egg from outer space? An “Egg-straterrestrial”!
6. What do you get when you pour hot water into a rabbit hole on Easter morning? A hot cross bunny.
7. How do you know when you’re eating too many Easter eggs? When you start feeling a little “eggs-cessive”!
8. What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot? It’s been nice gnawing you.
9. Why was the Easter bunny so upset? Because he was having a bad hare day.
10. What’s the best way to make Easter easier? Put an “i” where the “t” is.

11. Why did the Easter egg go to the seashore? To stay at its beach-hatch!
12. What did one Easter egg say to the other? “I’m egg-cited for Easter!”
13. Why did the Easter bunny hide all the carrots? Because he wanted to keep them under “hops” and key.
14. Why did the Easter bunny have to cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
15. How do you make an Easter egg laugh? You tell it a yolk!
16. Why did the Easter bunny cross the road twice? To prove he wasn’t chicken.
17. What do you call a group of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare-line.
18. Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke? Because it might crack up.
19. What happens if you get married on Easter? You live hoppily ever after.
20. What do you call an Easter Bunny who gets kicked out of school? Egg-spelled.

21. What do you call an egg that goes on safari? An “Egg-splorer”!
22. Why did the Easter egg hide in the bushes? Because it was an egg-stremely shy.
23. What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion? A “bunion”!
24. How do you know when you’re eating too many Easter eggs? When you start feeling “hopperactive”!
25. What kind of bunny doesn’t hop? A chocolate bunny.
26. What do you call an egg that can drive? An “Eggmobile”!
27. Why did the Easter bunny hide in the kitchen? Because he wanted to keep an eye on the frying pan!
28. What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot? “It’s been nice gnawing you!”
29. What do you get when you pour hot water into a rabbit hole? A hot cross bunny!
30. How does an Easter Bunny keep his fur looking so good? Hare spray.

31. What do you get if you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A steamy hare!
32. Why did the Easter egg hide in the fridge? Because it wanted to chill out!
33. What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot? “Lettuce celebrate Easter together!”
34. How do bunnies stay healthy? They egg-cercise.
35. When does Christmas come before Easter? In the dictionary!
36. Where does Easter take place every year? Where eggs marks the spot!
37. What kind of jewelry is the best Easter gift? A 14-carrot gold necklace.
38. What kind of bean can’t grow in a garden? A jelly bean.
39. What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny.
40. What is Easter Bunny’s favorite kind of music? Hip-hop!

41. What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite restaurant? IHOP.
42. How does the Easter Bunny travel? By hare-plane.
43. Did you hear about the bunny who sat on a bumblebee? It’s a tender tail!
44. Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summer? They have hare conditioning.
45. Why did the bunnies go on strike? Because they wanted a better celery.
46. Where do rabbits go after their wedding? On their bunnymoon.
47. Where does Dracula keep his Easter candy? In his Easter casket!
48. How can you get to the Easter celebrations faster? Use the eggs-press lane.
49. Why don’t you see dinosaurs at Easter? Because they are eggs-tinct.
50. How do you know a rabbit is in a good mood? He’s hoppy.

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Hannah Rex is Darcy’s Executive Editor. She has a background in journalism, content marketing, and SEO writing. She currently covers entertainment news, food news and trends, pop culture trends, and more. In addition to Darcy, she has written for companies including Beachbody, FitPlan, Soothe, Let's Eat Cake, and Her Campus. She also manages Darcy’s Instagram and weekly newsletters.

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