Halloween means candy, fun costumes, haunted houses, and a terrifying realization that the year is almost over. But we don’t like to focus on that! We like to celebrate the season the way we celebrate everything: with pun-tastic humor. More specifically, these skeleton jokes and puns.
Whether you’re at a Halloween party, or feel that inexplicable an urge to make small talk in an elevator, a quick joke may very well have a home in your conversational repertoire.
And one that flexes your knowledge of anatomy? Watch out, Meredith Grey!
We believe it’s good to enter any social situation armed with a fun fact or solid joke in case things start to stall. We also believe in quantity over quality, so we put together 50+ pretty silly skeleton jokes that’ll have you shaking your head while stifling a chuckle.
The Best Skeleton Jokes
- Why did the skeleton always fail his exams in school? He was a numskull!
- Why don’t skeletons lie? They always want tibia honest!
- Why did the skeleton start a fight? He had a bone to pick!
- Why can’t skeletons fly over Area 51? It it’s a no-fly-bone.
- What kind of pasta do skeletons enjoy eating the most? Elbow macaroni.
- What does a skeleton use to cut through objects? A shoulder blade.
- Why did the skeleton go to the hospital? To have his ghoul bladder removed.
- Why are skeletons so stylish and cool? They are hip-ster.
- I saw a skeleton who was a famous stand-up comic. All his jokes were extremely humerus!
- What do you call a skeleton who goes out in the snow? A numb-skull.
- What does a skeleton doctor bring to a potluck? Spare ribs!
- What happened when a skeleton was chased by a couple of dogs? He marrowly escaped!
- How do skeletons get their mail? It’s delivered by the bony express.
- What’s a skeleton’s favorite plant? A bone-zai tree.
- Why did the skeleton cancel the gallery showing of his skull-ptures? His heart wasn’t in it.
- It’s easy to tell when a skeleton lies. You can see right through them.
- The detective skeleton caught the criminal from a trivial hunch. He claimed he could just feel it in his bones.
- The efficient skeleton was given a bone-us by his manager.
- The little skeleton was constantly picked on by other kids in school, and he couldn’t do anything because he didn’t have the guts.
- What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument? The trom-bone.
- Whenever skeletons need to repair their cars, they take them to the body shop.
- Why can’t skeletons play church music? They have no organs.
- Why was the skeleton crying? Because he didn’t have any body to love.
- The skeleton didn’t mind that everyone called him a bonehead.
- The skeleton ordered a cabernet wine with a full body because he didn’t have one.
- Why are skeletons so good at chopping down trees? They’re LUMBARjacks!
- Did you hear about the skeleton that dropped out of medical school? He just didn’t have the stomach for it.
- What job on a construction site is best suited to a skeleton? Cranium operator.
- What did the skeleton say when he went riding on his motorcycle? “I’m bone to be wild!”
- Why do skeletons hate the cold? It sends chills up their spine.
- Why are graveyards so noisy? Because of all the coffin.
- Who was the most famous skeleton detective? Sherlock Bones.
- The favored historical ruler of skeletons is none other than Napoleon Bone-a-part.
- The favorite mode of travel for skeleton pilots is the scareplane or the skelecopter.
- There are two skeleton teachers at school. One is humerus, but the other is very sternum.
- What was the skeleton doing at the hockey game? Driving the zam-boney.
- What type of candy sent the skeleton to the hospital? Jawbreakers.
- How do French skeletons say hello? Bone-jour!
- What do you call a skeleton who rings the doorbell? A dead ringer.
- Why did the skeleton go to jail? Because he was bad to the bone.
- How do skeletons always stay calm? Because nothing gets under their skin.
- What do skeletons say when they set off to sea? “Bone voyage!”
- Why did the skeleton go to the dance? To see the boogie man.
- What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend? “Will you marrow me?”
- What is a skeleton’s favorite type of film to watch? A spine-tingler.
- Who is the most famous skeleton detective? Sherlock Bones.
- What did the doctor say to the skeleton who had a temperature of 103 degrees? “Looks like you are running a femur.”
- What’s a skeleton’s favorite rock band? The Grateful Dead.
- Why did the skeleton go to acting classes? He wanted tibia star.
- Why couldn’t the police arrest the skeleton? They couldn’t pin anything on him.
- What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room.
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