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25 Bonafied Hilarious Skeleton Puns

By Ashley Hubbard | October 22, 2020 | Updated on June 6, 2023 | Leave a Comment
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Skeleton Puns - Drag me to hell

Oh, snap! If there was ever wordplay that was meant to tickle the funny bone, it would be these skeleton puns. These in-season jokes are perfect for Halloween, but honestly, they’re relevant all year.

Use these anatomically-correct puns for spooky Instagram captions. Or, break them out at the doctor’s office and finally impress her with your wordplay. (As if shattering your ankle in twelve places wasn’t enough!)

29 Skeleton Puns to Tickle Your Funny Bone

1. The card for when you’ve found your Gomez.

Skeleton Puns - Lets Bone
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2. We suggest starting at the graveyard.

Skeleton Puns - I just want some body to love
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3. We’re so relaxed we’ll probably sleep like the dead.

Skeleton Puns - Bone Chilling Skeleton in a Rubber Dinghy
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4. Skele-puns are the best puns.

Skeleton Puns - This tickles my funny bone
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5. Who knew skeletons could be so cute?

Skeleton Puns - French Skeleton Bone Jour
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6. That internal weather radar.

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7. Priorities don’t stop just because we’re dead.

Skeleton Puns - But first let me take a skelfie
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8. The morbid version of Hakuna Matata.

Skeleton Puns - Chill to the bone
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9. Uh, yes it does.

Skeleton Puns - Just because your meme has a skeleton pun in it doesn't mean it's humerus

 

10. Don’t have no filter.

Skeleton Puns - Goes right through me
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11. It’s no surprise the dead are so lonely, but it’s surprisingly very sad.

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12. We swear. We just can’t show emotion. Kinda like botox, but we’re dead.

Skeleton Puns - Dead Excitied
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13. At least you don’t need to worry about sunscreen?

Skeleton Puns - Workin' on my Skeletan Sunbathing skeleton
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14. No bones about it.

Skeleton Puns - Bone-a fide cutie
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15. See ya at the (g)raveyard!

Skeleton Puns - Skella Rad
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16. It basically feels like this when we do shave. It’s worthy of a card.

Skeleton Puns - Look I shaved my leg
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17. Simultaneously show off your pansexual and spooky pride .

Skeleton Puns - Humerus & Deadpan
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18. We’re dead, not drunk. Swear.

Skeleton Puns - Skella Wasted
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19. Because they have no skin. Get it?

Skeleton Puns - You wanna know why skeletons are so calm? Because nothing gets under our skin

 

20. Slightly terrifying, but we’ll roll with it.

Skeleton Puns - It's raining mandibles
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21. We’ll take one cremation, please. Also, this tweet is how ‘The Skeleton War’ began.

if your grave doesnt say "rest in peace" on it you are automatically drafted into the skeleton war

— ghostface uncle (@dril) July 28, 2013

 

 

22. Drag makes the world a little bit better.

Skeleton Puns - Drag me to hell
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23. Be sure to check on your pale friends!

Skeleton Puns - Death rays
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24. Technicalities.

Skeleton Puns - We're all dead on the inside
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25. But, not, literally.

Skeleton Puns - OMG I'm like literally dead
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Ashley Hubbard
Ashley Hubbard
Ashley Hubbard is a freelance writer and creator. As a Darcy Magazine contributor, she covers all things related to nails, entertainment news, pop culture trends, and more. Additionally, she regularly writes interview-based celebrity stories for Coping with Cancer magazine and has written for other publications, including Let's Eat Cake, Roadtrippers, Greatist, and Healthline. She has also been featured by Impact Travel Alliance as a creative who is transforming travel, and by Matador Network as a vegan travel blogger you should be following on Instagram. 

Ashley is a Nashville unicorn (born, raised, and based), queer, vegan, and dedicated to leaving a positive impact through her life, work, and her website, Wild Hearted. 

When she's not writing, she's traveling, reading a book, trying not to kill her houseplants, worshiping her dog, or having an existential crisis. Follow her on Instagram, TikTok, Facebook and Twitter, and LinkedIn
Ashley Hubbard
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