50 Funny Christmas Captions for Your Instagram

The best way to spread holiday cheer is writing the perfect Instagram Christmas caption loud and clear. That’s what Buddy the Elf would say if he had Instagram, we just know it. No matter if you’re spending time with loved ones, watching your favorite holiday movies, or baking cookies, these funny captions will help tie everything together in a nice, neat bow.

50 Christmas Instagram Captions

Clever Christmas Captions

I’m only a morning person on December 25th.
I’m laying under my tree this year so my family knows I’m the gift.
It’s beginning to *cost* a lot like Christmas
Me everyday: slay. Me in December: sleigh.
Bah, humbug.
Forget the figgy pudding, I want cookies!
December isn’t over yet, but I already understand how the Grinch felt.
Has anyone ever actually had figgy pudding?
You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy hot chocolate, and that’s kind of the same thing.
Don’t get your tinsel in a tangle.
Make it Rein (deer).
Dear Santa…I can explain.
Dear Santa… define “nice.”
If Santa can get respect by eating cookies for breakfast and dressing in a glorified velour sweatsuit all year, then there’s hope for us all.

Christmas Captions for Your Best Elfie

Sleigh-in it.
Believe in your elf.
But first, let me take an elfie.
All spruced up.
Snowy hair don’t care.
This is my resting Grinch face

Christmas Party Captions

Let’s get lit.
The only thing getting “lit” this weekend are my Christmas scented candles.
Eggnog is not the answer. It just makes you forget the question.
Do Santa’s cookies pair well with white wine? Asking for a friend.
Let’s get Frosty!
Ain’t No Laws When You Drink with Claus.
There’ll be parties for hosting, cocktails for toasting, and caroling sung way out of key.
I’m full of holiday spirit. It’s called wine.
I’m dreaming of a wine Christmas.
I’m dreaming of a white Christmas. But if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red.
Instead of listing everyone in this photo, let’s just call it, “The Naughty List.”

Romantic Christmas Captions

Meet me under the mistletoe.
What happens under the mistletoe stays under the mistletoe.
I’m the only gift you need.
Tis the season… for lovin’ you.
This year we’ve been 51% nice and 49% naughty.
Merry elfin’ Christmas, my love.
All I want for Christmas is you.

Christmas Captions for the Dog (or Cat!)

Feliz – Naughty Dog!
Santa Paws
Pawsitively chilly, merry, and bright.
Happy Howl-idays!
Pawsitively the most festive puppy I ever did see.
You know Dasher, and Dancer, and Prancer, and [insert pet name].
Thick coat made for snow playin’ and warm huggin.
Dapper AF.
Santa Paws stopped here!
I’ll take all the cuddles, please.
Santa Paws is coming to town.
Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal.

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