Alright, get out your bingo cards. The next square for 2022 is: The RadioShack Twitter Account Turns Vuglar to Promote Its New Cryptocurrency.
Honest to Beyoncé, we’re way too tired to make this up, even if we wanted to.
At the end of June, the electronics company’s formally quiet Twitter account came to life. And, suddenly, RadioShack was posting tweets about porn, vibrators, weed, you name it. The hinges were off. No, they weren’t hacked by an angry intern.
It’s just a rebranding tactic to promote RadioShack crypto.
Instead of fading into the abyss with Blockbuster and Circuit City, RadioShack decided to shake things up and move to the blockchain. We love ingenuity, so we don’t want to say that their new token $RADIO is worthless. But (at press time), there are quite a few zeros behind that decimal before you hit something higher.
And while we’re not sure how profane tweets relate to crypto, it’s done a pretty good job at capturing our attention. So here’s a list of the funniest tweets and memes. They’re definitely NSFW, but we know you gave up on sending those emails hours ago.
The 17 Funniest Tweets from RadioShack’s Revived Account
1. Can a seatbelt even help us anymore?
2. Honestly, this is pretty good advice.
3. Annnnd then there’s this.
If you find a squirter marry her.
— RadioShack (@RadioShack) June 29, 2022
4. Using social media for good.
5. Not the Michael Scott joke we’re used to.
6. Twitter is the place to make it happen!
sometimes i just feel like i should do more coke with @elonmusk
— RadioShack (@RadioShack) June 25, 2022
7. This escalated quickly.
8. Inflation has been really hard on everyone.
9. A classic. Unfortunately.
covfefe
— RadioShack (@RadioShack) June 25, 2022
10. In all seriousness, it’s all about the rechargeables.
The same amount of batteries to keep your moms vibrator powered https://t.co/qIvertnr4P
— RadioShack (@RadioShack) June 25, 2022
11. Ok, now we can relate.
Only thing we out of is fucks to give https://t.co/tFqJ1MoseC
— RadioShack (@RadioShack) June 25, 2022
12. But what about their fries?!
If a dumpster burger is 8.50 i expect your metaverse to look better than this. Lick ma balls @Wendys https://t.co/KPVQ7CfIU4
— RadioShack (@RadioShack) June 25, 2022
13. Again…get the rechargeable vibrators!
Due to high demand, we’ve just released our limited edition RadioShack AA @coffeebreak_YT Vibrator Batteries ????
???? Shop now: https://t.co/YVsGz3FSUI
— RadioShack (@RadioShack) June 22, 2022
14. A truly dark spot in the history of humans.
Anybody that thinks RadioShack twitter is wildin just remember: we watched a court room full of people talk about Amber Heard taking a dump in Captain Jack Sparrows bed on live tv.
— RadioShack (@RadioShack) June 30, 2022
15. Wait, now we also have some questions about the Nutter Butter account.
I think this is a typo @NutterButter switch at to in https://t.co/HWILoSUw0t
— RadioShack (@RadioShack) June 28, 2022
16. COME ON.
— RadioShack (@RadioShack) June 29, 2022
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