These Christmas puns will turn the most wonderful time of year into the most punderful time of year quicker than you can snap your fingers. Whether you’re taking a super cute elfie or practicing your best resting Grinch face in one of these ugly Christmas sweaters, you’re definitely going to want to capture all of the festive memories.
Christmas Puns
1. We finally get why these are the weirdest looking sharks.
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2. Just wrap up a 12-pack for everyone you know.
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3. A couple that wears ugly Christmas sweaters together, has a lot of lint.
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4. A clever card for a clever girl.
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5. The most wonderful thyme of the year.
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6. Oh, is it the Tesla we asked for?!
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7. Lighten up, it’s Christmas!
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8. Just cookies, jeez.
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9. Peppermint schnapps + hot chocolate forever.
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10. No one will notice his incognito mode, right?
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11. Does he come with a yule log cake too?
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12. Definitely take care by the fire…
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13. Maybe Snoop Dogg is responsible for these.
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14. You can just ship them to us.
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15. Gin: the key to enjoying Christmas caroling.
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16. This card is nuts.
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17. What a shockingly cute card.
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18. It’s not a coincidence red and white are Christmas colors.
19. May your days be merry and bright.
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20. Our favorite holiday look.
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21. Guacin’ round the Christmas tree.
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22. And, by old fashioned, we mean lots of whiskey.
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23. They fit great in stockings.
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24. A card for the gardeners.
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25. Is this a federal holiday?
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26. We aspire to be as cool as Bill Murray.
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27. He’s more of a salty guy.
28. Prancer is sleighin‘ it.
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29. And, fleece Navidad to ewe!
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30. Don’t be so crabby.
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31. The elves said enough is enough and made Santa start pulling his weight.
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32. He knows if you’ve been good or bad.
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33. Your dad will love this card.
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34. No one puts Krampus in the corner.
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35. Are you calling elves short?
36. Be a lot cooler if this was edible. Oh wait, Yule Goat says it is.
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37. The little drummer boy has rebelled.
38. We hope it really hits the mark like these Star Wars gifts do.
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39. Don’t be salty.
40. It’s Egg N-O-Double-G
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41. Does anyone actually eat figgy pudding?
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42. Know someone who really loves their bubble tea?
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43. Perfect card for your SO.
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44. That’s it, Santa, we’re cutting you off.
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45. Send someone this juicy Christmas card.
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Ashley is a Nashville unicorn (born, raised, and based), queer, vegan, and dedicated to leaving a positive impact through her life, work, and her website, Wild Hearted.
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