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These 45 Christmas Puns Are as Lit as Your Christmas Tree

By Ashley Hubbard | December 17, 2020 | Updated on June 6, 2023 | 1 Comment
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These Christmas puns will turn the most wonderful time of year into the most punderful time of year quicker than you can snap your fingers. Whether you’re taking a super cute elfie or practicing your best resting Grinch face in one of these ugly Christmas sweaters, you’re definitely going to want to capture all of the festive memories.

 

Christmas Puns

1. We finally get why these are the weirdest looking sharks.
Christmas puns - Lets get hammered, hammerhead shark card
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2. Just wrap up a 12-pack for everyone you know.
Christmas puns - Dreaming of a white christmas White Claw Card
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3. A couple that wears ugly Christmas sweaters together, has a lot of lint.
Christmas puns - It's Christmas let's bump uglies Christmas Jumpers
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4. A clever card for a clever girl.
Christmas puns - F la la la Ciraptor dinosaur card
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5. The most wonderful thyme of the year.
Christmas puns - Christmas Thyme herb T-Shirt
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6. Oh, is it the Tesla we asked for?!
Christmas puns - I have a huge package for you
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7. Lighten up, it’s Christmas!
Christmas puns - Merry Christmas. Hope it's Lit
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8. Just cookies, jeez.
Christmas puns - I put out for Santa milk and cookies
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9. Peppermint schnapps + hot chocolate forever.

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10. No one will notice his incognito mode, right?
Christmas Puns - Moodolph cow
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11. Does he come with a yule log cake too?
Christmas puns - Yule Dog
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12. Definitely take care by the fire…
Christmas puns - Well hung stocking
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13. Maybe Snoop Dogg is responsible for these.
Christmas puns - Rapping Presents
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14. You can just ship them to us.
Christmas puns - Your presents is required
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15. Gin: the key to enjoying Christmas caroling.
Christmas puns - Gin-gle all the way gin drink
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16. This card is nuts.
Christmas puns - What's cracking
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17. What a shockingly cute card.
Christmas puns - 'Tis the season to be jelly jelly fish
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18. It’s not a coincidence red and white are Christmas colors.

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19. May your days be merry and bright.
Christmas puns - Have a bloody Mary Christmas
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20. Our favorite holiday look.
Christmas puns - Resting Grinch Face
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21. Guacin’ round the Christmas tree.
Christmas Puns - Avo' great Christmas
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22. And, by old fashioned, we mean lots of whiskey.
Christmas puns - Have an old fashioned Christmas cocktail
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23. They fit great in stockings.
Christmas puns - Lets taco bout Christmas Taco Card
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24. A card for the gardeners.
Christmas puns - Hoe hoe hoe Merry Christmas
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25. Is this a federal holiday?
Christmas puns - Happy Holiglaze donut
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26. We aspire to be as cool as Bill Murray.
Christmas puns - Murray Christmas
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27. He’s more of a salty guy.

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28. Prancer is sleighin‘ it.
Christmas puns - Hold me closer tiny Prancer
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29. And, fleece Navidad to ewe!
Christmas puns - Fleece Navidad Christmas sheep
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30. Don’t be so crabby.
Christmas Puns - Santa Claws crab card
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31. The elves said enough is enough and made Santa start pulling his weight.
Christmas Puns - Happy Swole Idays
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32. He knows if you’ve been good or bad.
Christmas Puns - Santa Jaws is coming to town shark card
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33. Your dad will love this card.
Christmas Puns - Jingle Bell Rock Christmas Rock
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34. No one puts Krampus in the corner.
Christmas Puns - Christmas Kramps my style
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35. Are you calling elves short?

 

36. Be a lot cooler if this was edible. Oh wait, Yule Goat says it is.
Christmas Puns - Hope yule have a great Christmas
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37. The little drummer boy has rebelled.

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38. We hope it really hits the mark like these Star Wars gifts do.
Christmas Puns - Hope your Christmas is a blast stormtrooper card
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39. Don’t be salty.

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40. It’s Egg N-O-Double-G
Christmas Puns - Egg Noggy Nogg snoop dog
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41. Does anyone actually eat figgy pudding?
Christmas Puns - Oh, bring us some Ziggy Pudding
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42. Know someone who really loves their bubble tea?
Christmas Puns - Oh Christmas tea of Christmas tea
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43. Perfect card for your SO.
Christmas Puns - I like your balls Christmas baubles
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44. That’s it, Santa, we’re cutting you off.
Christmas Puns - I love them Ho's Santa Tshirt
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45. Send someone this juicy Christmas card.
Christmas Puns - Berry Christmas Christmas berries
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Ashley Hubbard
Ashley Hubbard
Ashley Hubbard is a freelance writer and creator. As a Darcy Magazine contributor, she covers all things related to nails, entertainment news, pop culture trends, and more. Additionally, she regularly writes interview-based celebrity stories for Coping with Cancer magazine and has written for other publications, including Let's Eat Cake, Roadtrippers, Greatist, and Healthline. She has also been featured by Impact Travel Alliance as a creative who is transforming travel, and by Matador Network as a vegan travel blogger you should be following on Instagram. 

Ashley is a Nashville unicorn (born, raised, and based), queer, vegan, and dedicated to leaving a positive impact through her life, work, and her website, Wild Hearted. 

When she's not writing, she's traveling, reading a book, trying not to kill her houseplants, worshiping her dog, or having an existential crisis. Follow her on Instagram, TikTok, Facebook and Twitter, and LinkedIn
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  1. AvatarKathy Lee Davis says

    December 14, 2022 at 2:01 pm

    Just what I needed – lol

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