37 Cute Plant Names for Your Favorite “Roommate”

There are a million reasons why plants are the best companions. Many of them are low maintenance, they look nice, they don’t make a mess, and they won’t comment on your mess! And just like the Tamagotchi you loved for two weeks in middle school, all good plant babies need cute plant names. RIP Miss Purple.

A good plant name isn’t just fashionable. It’s also functional! When you have so many plants that your living room looks like a greenhouse, it can be easier to remember if you watered Agatha or Christie, instead of this green one or that green one. Or…this slightly dying one or that slightly dying one.

So start calling your plant by its name with these cute and funny plant name ideas.

37 Funny and Cute Plant Names for Your Growing Green Baby

Whether you’re looking for a plant pun, a nod to favorite celeb, or just a randomly cute name, here are the best name ideas for your botanical friend.

People and Pop Culture Plant Names

• Elvis Parsely
• Snake Gyllenhaal
• Fernie Sanders
• Bella Thorn
• Tree Diddy
• Leaf Erickson
• Aloe Vera Wang
• Vincent Van Grow
• Orlando Bloom

• Blue Ivy
• Megan Thee Plant
• Morgan Treeman
• Spike Leaf
• Lucifern
• Prickle Rick
• Katniss Evergreen or Cactus Everdeen
• Pepper Potts
• Audrey II
• Flaura Croft
• Groot
• Dobby the Houseplant
• Count Plantula

Generic Plant Names

• Salad
• Fiddleicious
• Bud
• Green Bean
• Herbert
• Fernando
• Christofern
• Fernadette

Plant Names for Pairs, Trios, or Groups

• The Powerpuff Girls
• Lorelai and Rory
• Calvin and Hobbes
• Kirk and Spock
• Bonnie and Clyde
• Jennifern Anisten, Lisa Could-Grow, and Courtney Pots
• Johnny, Moira, David, and Alexis Rose

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Hannah Rex is Darcy’s Executive Editor. She has a background in journalism, content marketing, and SEO writing. She currently covers entertainment news, food news and trends, pop culture trends, and more. In addition to Darcy, she has written for companies including Beachbody, FitPlan, Soothe, Let's Eat Cake, and Her Campus. She also manages Darcy’s Instagram and weekly newsletters.

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