We get it. You have dreams of the perfect Halloween garden. Trouble is, watering, soil composition, and sunlight are not your friends. So, what’s a Halloween lover to do? The adult option would be to head to your local nursery for some tips. In the meantime, check out Target’s Faux Succulent collection for 2021.
The Ghoulish Garden is part of their Hyde and Eek collection, which brought us last year’s skeleton flamingo and this year’s pirate ship cat scratcher. Here are the “plants” available this year. Because your windowsill deserves something as dead as your soul.
Target Halloween Succulents for 2021
If you ever wondered what Audrey II looked like as kid, now you know. Just don’t get too close. She will take the last bite of your dessert.
2. Terrarium with Yellow Plants, $20
These little orange plants are described as “creepy,” but they look like they’re very proud of you. Even though you did just do unspeakable things to Paul Allen. Actually, now that you mention it, maybe they are kind of creepy.
3. Wild Gorechild Planter, $20
4. Pumpkin Planter, $20
Have your own creepy plant and need a Halloween planter? Pot a spider plant, Venus fly trap, or some wolfsbane in this metal jack-o-lantern. And don’t forget to name it! Vincent Van Grow deserves the best.
5. Ghoulish Garden Wreath, $20
6. Kiss of Death Cloche, $20
7. Venus Fly Trap, $20
8. Preying Posies, $20
9. Dreadful Daises, $20
If all the ghoulish plants above weren’t on the nose enough for you, maybe these black daises with skulls will be. Except for the nose part. They don’t have those. Also available in a smaller version.
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