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10 Furniture Puns That Are Bedder Than You’d Think

By Luis Diaz | February 1, 2021 | Updated on June 6, 2023 | Leave a Comment
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Furniture Puns - Star Wars Yoda best furniture assembler

Have you ever thought about furniture puns? Probably not. However, these puns are Sofa-bulous we thought it’d be worth bringing them up.

While furniture puns may never make their way into the popular vernacular, they’ll help you come up with some clever wordplay your furniture-making sweetheart. Or, that friend of yours who always comes over to help you build literally anything from IKEA.

 

Funny Furniture Puns

1. To that person who celebrates the fact that they’re never letting go of the bed they bought on eBay.
Furniture Puns - 17 years and bedder than ever, Happy furniture anniversary
Available at Etsy.

 

2. What are these shelves made of? Velvet?
Furniture Puns - When I think about books I touch my shelf
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3. This mug that is the bearer of bad news no one expected.
Furniture Puns - Breaking news! They won't be making yardsticks any longer
Available at Etsy.

 

4. Keeps the doors open to new opportunities with this clever doorstop.
Furniture Puns - Door Stop Me Now door stop
Available at Etsy.

 

5. You misplaced the Allen wrench again, didn’t you?
Furniture Puns - No Idea what I'm doing Ikea logo
Available at Redbubble.

 

6. That’s nice. You still can’t borrow our fancy gaming chair.
Furniture Puns - Chairing Is Caring
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7. What we make our friends wear when they lose musical chairs.
Furniture Puns - Couldn't Chair Less
Available at Redbubble.

 

8. :Nervous laughter:
Furniture Puns - 2021, Sofa So Good
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9. If you never want to build your own furniture again, positive reinforcement goes a long way.
Furniture Puns - Star Wars Yoda best furniture assembler
Available at Etsy.

 

10. These stamps that will help make anyone’s days whether they’re feeling fantastic or they’re ready to relax in a cozy recliner.
Furniture Puns - Have a Chairful Day assorted furniture pun stamps
Available at Etsy.

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Luis Diaz is a banker by day and home decor and interior design writer by night. He’s worked on renovating properties in the south Florida area working on fixing up properties to rent as well as fix and flips. You can catch with him on his home decor blog at SwankyDenand on LinkedIn.
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