You have 206 bones in your body, and they each do something different. We’d give you some examples, but we weren’t really paying attention in biology because we were too busy LOLing at the word “coccyx.” So instead, we’ll give you some bone puns.
13 Anatomically Correct Bone Puns
1. Let’s get the OG of bone puns out of the way right now.
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2. This one’s only for the thigh-ly skilled punsters.
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3. Just make sure to save room for cake.
4. This pun is so bad it’s a shin.
6. Give them a break — they’re bone tired!
7. Maybe it should sit this one out.
8. When you want to get straight to the point.
9. With a side of corn(y) bread.
10. No one knees this.
11. Throw your hands in the air…
12. It’s ok, he stayed home and hung out with the skeletons in his closet.
13. Don’t worry, we’ve got your back! What? It’s right here.