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13 Funny Bone Puns You’re Sure to Find Humerus

By Tyler Peterson | September 9, 2019 | Updated on June 5, 2023 | 7 Comments
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You have 206 bones in your body, and they each do something different. We’d give you some examples, but we weren’t really paying attention in biology because we were too busy LOLing at the word “coccyx.” So instead, we’ll give you some bone puns.

If you want more spooky puns, you’ll die for these vampire puns and Halloween puns!

13 Anatomically Correct Bone Puns

1. Let’s get the OG of bone puns out of the way right now.
Bone Puns - I Found This Humerus
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2. This one’s only for the thigh-ly skilled punsters.
Bone Puns - You Give Me Femur

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3. Just make sure to save room for cake.Bone Puns - Bone Appetit

 

4. This pun is so bad it’s a shin.Bone Puns - Tibia Okay

 

5. When you’re feeling a little cheesy.
Bone Puns - Ulna Want to Be With You
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6. Give them a break — they’re bone tired!Bone Puns - Lazy Bones

 

7. Maybe it should sit this one out.
Bone Puns - Tibia

 

8. When you want to get straight to the point.
Bone Puns - Let's Bone

 

9. With a side of corn(y) bread.Bone Puns - Spare Ribs

 

10. No one knees this.
Bone Puns - I Kneed You

 

11. Throw your hands in the air…
Bone Puns - Hip Hip Hooray

 

12. It’s ok, he stayed home and hung out with the skeletons in his closet.
Bone Puns - No Body

 

13. Don’t worry, we’ve got your back! What? It’s right here.Bone Puns - Got Your Back

 

13 Humerus Bone Puns

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Tyler Peterson
Tyler Peterson
Tyler is a writer and musician based in the Midwest. His work has appeared on Cracked, The Agony Booth, Robot Butt, and Points In Case. He enjoys music, pets, and fancy drinks. You can find him on Twitter at @dangercake666
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  1. Avatarbad says

    October 21, 2019 at 9:43 pm

    bad bad bad

    Reply
    • Avatarbadder then bad says

      October 21, 2019 at 9:44 pm

      nice bad bad

      Reply
      • Rebecca SwannerRebecca Swanner says

        October 22, 2019 at 5:32 pm

        Make no bones about it, some of these are pretty awful. Awfully good!

        Reply
      • AvatarBone Puns says

        March 30, 2020 at 11:24 am

        Tibia honest, I agree.

        Reply
  2. AvatarBone Puns says

    March 30, 2020 at 11:25 am

    Tibia honest, I agree.

    Reply
  3. Avatarooh Bone PUNS says

    September 5, 2020 at 7:51 pm

    These ARE slightly humerus, in fact, they may just take the e crown!

    Reply
  4. AvatarSarah Sharaa says

    February 25, 2021 at 4:07 am

    all the bones were awfully humerus, hope you don’t mind me using them to teach English to middle eastern, left my account if you’d like to see how it turned out & thank you so much for the laughs <3

    Reply

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