23 Scary Good Halloween Puns

When it comes to scaring your neighbors this spooky season, let us help with this collection of funny Halloween puns. We love Halloween so much here at Darcy that we’re pretty much in the Halloween spirit all the time. Which is how we end up writing about things like goth bath bombs before October rolls around.

If you too are a Halloween fan, make sure to take a peek at these cute dog costumes and punny Halloween posts for bone puns, vampire puns, and some classic Halloween hashtags that make perfect Instagram captions.

23 Halloween Puns for This October

1. Let’s kick things off with some devilish desserts.

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2. Get it ghouls!

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3. Things are getting a little batty around here.

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4. We’re trying to stay pawsitive, but this doesn’t look good.

5. Witch better have my whiskey.

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6. Hate candy corn? Trying coming at it from another angle.

7. Too much?

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8. That’s the spirit!

9. French is such a boo-ti-ful language.

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10. You know it’s true :sips pumpkin spice latte:

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11. This pie by Marie Saba is serious squad ghouls.

12. Only if you’re the “soul” proprietor.

13.Well orange you pretty?

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14. Don’t pick up any steaks while you’re out.

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15. Mostly of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

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16. When you need a boost.

17. Don’t get stuck out past the witching hour.

18. Just lurking around the graveyard like a totally normal person.

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19. Time to tear it up!

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20. Manual trans-witch-ion.

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21. High probability of hauntings this year.

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22. Was this what The Cranberries were actually singing about?

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23. It be like that sometimes.

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Tyler Peterson

Tyler is a writer and musician based in the Midwest. His work has appeared on Cracked, The Agony Booth, Robot Butt, and Points In Case. He enjoys music, pets, and fancy drinks. You can find him on Twitter at @dangercake666

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