13 Funny Christmas Movie Quotes for the Holiday Season

Christmas movies seems to come in one of three varieties: excruciatingly sappy (everything on the Hallmark Channel), depressing AF uplifted by a glimmer of hope (It's a Wonderful Life), and funny. Since the holidays can be challenging enough — looking at you ball of Christmas lights — we prefer our holiday flicks to be funny or action-packed or a mixture of both.

1. "Does it sound like I'm ordering a pizza?" - John McClane, Die Hard

2. "Uh Oh." — Gizmo, Gremlins

3. Buddy the Elf, what's your favorite color?" — Buddy the Elf, Elf

4. "Can we take a direct flight back to reality or do we have to change planes in Denver?" — Scott Calvin, The Santa Clause

5. "Let's put the ass back in Christmas! That didn't come out exactly as I planned it, but you guys get what I mean." — Carla, A Bad Moms Christmas

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