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15 Perfect Beach Puns for Summer

By Tyler Peterson | May 28, 2019 | Updated on June 5, 2023 | 4 Comments
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Beach Puns

It’s summer, which means it’s beach season and time for beach puns! Unless you live in Australia, in which case, uh enjoy winter? Whether you’re relaxing on the sand, playing volleyball, snorkeling in the ocean, or just making eye contact with the eye candy a few towels over, make sure to wear plenty of sunscreen and use these for your Instagram captions.

And, in case this isn’t enough wordplay for you, check out the sizzling BBQ puns and hot summer puns and hashtags! We’ve got you covered. More than that towel at least.

 

15 Beach Puns for Summer

1. You know this guy oversees a school of fish.
Beach Puns - Fish Card
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2. You expect us to choose between which tropical cocktail we want? We’ll have both, obviously.
Beach Puns - Flip Flops

 

3. When our friends go to the beach without us.
Beach Puns - What the Shell
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4. They seem a bit drab to us. No?
Beach Puns - Nice Trunks

 

5. This isn’t exactly subtle but…
Beach Puns - Crabs Game
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6. This crabby guy might pinch a little.
Beach Puns - Crab

 

7. He’s the kind of starfish that puts three exclamation points in a work email.
Beach Puns - Starfish

 

8. What’s the Wave-Fi password?
Beach Puns - Man on the Beach Surfing the Internet

 

9. Somehow they eventually made it to r.
Beach Puns - Pirate ship lost at sea

 

10. We might have to go fish for some more good ones.
Beach Puns - Mullet over

 

11. This one, however, is great.
Beach Puns - Orca

 

12. Share this shark pun with your chums.
Beach Puns - Shark

 

13. This one’s so bad it’s a sin.
Beach Puns - math joke

 

14. Sometimes, we’re suckers for bad jokes.
Beach Puns - squid

 

15. When you need a break from the sun, and everything else.
Beach Puns - Beach Please
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Tyler is a writer and musician based in the Midwest. His work has appeared on Cracked, The Agony Booth, Robot Butt, and Points In Case. He enjoys music, pets, and fancy drinks. You can find him on Twitter at @dangercake666
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