If you ask us, it’s never too early to prep for Halloween. Black cats are always in style, your friendly neighborhood spiders will love the webs you put up, and decorating for spooky season is a great way to procrastinate on your to-do list for months on end. But if you do need gear that’ll arrive in one to two business days, here’s the best Halloween decor on Amazon for 2023.
This list has everything: cute ghost pillows, creepy glowing eyeball lights, every kind of skeleton aesthetic, batty wreaths, and tons of other items that’ll make your bank account sweat. It may not have Home Depot’s giant dragon, but at least you can stop for a pumpkin spice coffee when you go to get that from a real store.
So while you’re brainstorming for your fifth Halloween costume idea and dreaming of cauldrons filled with candy, take a look through these Amazon Halloween finds. Your to-do list can wait a bit longer.
The Best Halloween Decorations on Amazon in 2023
1. Flickering Candles with Skull, Spider Web, Crow Raven Decals
Fill your house with these creepy candles for the vibe and the savings on electricity. A two-for-one deal? We love to see it.
2. Witches Cauldron Serving Bowls on Rack
Just a warning: these are for serving, not for heating. Unless your guests and ghouls love the taste of burnt plastic. Then…we have some questions?
3. Coffin-Shaped Tray
Fill this tray with things that’ll help make you look like you haven’t just woken up for the dead. Make-up really is the modern day witch’s magic.
4. Halloween Pillow Cover
This adorable ghost would never ghost you. But he might not stop talking about his days singing in his college acapella choir, so…the choice is yours.
5. Floating LED Candles with Remote Control
Live out your wildest Hogwarts fantasies with these fancy floating candles. Sure, we bet Amazon has a Malfoy costume. Why do you ask?
6. LED Light Up Tree Tabletop Lighted Halloween Tree
No judgment if you keep this tree up until Christmas. Or New Year’s Eve. Or Valentine’s Day. But we draw the line at Flag Day.
7. Eyeball String Lights
Hang these up around your apartment for a spooky Halloween vibe, and a way to remind your roommate that you can see exactly how many of those cookies you bought are left in the package.
8. Halloween String Lights with Black Gauze
If you prefer a more whimsical witchy lighting situation, grab a few strings of these lights. They come in orange, purple, and orange and purple. Orple, as some people call it. (Us, we are the people.)
9. Black Bat Light Door Wreaths
When it comes to Halloween wreaths, bats are just like flowers. You can never have too many, and it’s probably best if they’re fake. Probably.
10. Black Artificial Eucalyptus Stems
Sure, you could buy real flowers and let them get so old that they turn black. Or, you could give into consumerism and buy these artificial flowers that are already black. And probably save yourself some mold exposure while you’re at it.
11. Realistic Fake “Thing” Hand
Speaking of fake things that look real, don’t put this guy too close to a window unless you want to answer a lot of questions from your neighbors. And no, we don’t mean, “can I borrow a cup of sugar?”
12. Spider Web Floating Shelf
Simple. Spidey. Sfunctional. Just roll with our attempt at alliteration, would you?
13. Purple Floral Cat Door Sign
Put this on your door, window, or walls. Just don’t put it anywhere your cat can reach unless he can share well with others.
14. Creepy Halloween Animal Apothecary Bottle Labels Stickers
Spritzing yourself with Cucumber Melon body spray? Basic. Dousing yourself in Wasp Poison? Borderline psychotic. But it smells so good! And oddly like cucumber melon body spray…
15. Halloween Spider Decorations Sets
This five-pack of Halloween decorations will help you make sure that no inch of your house is left untouched. Which is an extra good thing because those dust bunnies are getting out of hand.
16. Ghost Dish Towels
This cute Halloween decoration will spruce up your kitchen in seconds. So would wiping down your counters. Just saying.
17. Tree Crows Halloween Placemats
Spooky Season, but make it classy. Or at least classier than your usual plastic placements with a map of the world.
18. Till Death Do Us Part Metal Poster
Hang this up for some cute Halloween decor, and to remind your partner where your loyalties really lie.
19. Witch’s Demon Hand
Usually we’re fine with scattering our jewelry around the bathroom counter, but this might actually convince us to get more organized! Or, get a manicure. One or the other.
20. Spine Candle
This is perfect for Halloween lovers and chiropractors alike. Who knew they had so much in common?
21. Cute Neon Ghost
You might want to keep this light on all night after you watch one too many scary movies. We had to learn the hard way not to watch James And The Giant Peach too late at night. Those bugs? No thank you.
22. Skull Sugar Bowl
A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down. And a spoonful of sugar from a skull will do the same thing, but it’s so much more fun to say!
23. Bat Clock
You know those days that just seem to fly by, where all of a sudden it’s 5pm and you’ve answered half and email? Now you can blame this clock. And definitely not your TikTok addiction.
24. Skull Decanter
Fill this festive vessel with whatever liquid you want. Whiskey, wine, the spirits of lovers past…it’s so versatile!
25. Nightmare Before Christmas Pillow
This is spooky enough for Halloween, but neutral enough to keep around all year. It’ll quickly become your cat’s favorite sleeping spot, and you wouldn’t want to take that away from her, would you?
26. Frankenstein Pillows
Show us a more romantic couple than Frankenstein and his wife. We’ll wait. But not too long, because we have some candy to dive into.
27. Giant Light Up Spider Web
Amazon saw Home Depot’s giant Halloween decorations and said, “hold our broom.” We hear you can see this from space. Or at least whatever part of the atmosphere that Bezos got up to.
28. Skeleton Bath Candle
This skeleton is giving off self-care goals. Relaxing in a hot bath while dissociating so much that you literally have an out of body experience? Who needs therapy when you can have this!
29. Halloween Doorbell
Apologies in advance to our pizza delivery person. Mainly because they’ve already been to our house three days this week, but also because this can be a little surprising the first time.
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