Unless you’ve been living under a rock for the last decade, you’ve probably heard the term “better than sex.” It’s been attributed to cake, mascara, and even seedless grapes. (Just wait until they try the cotton candy ones.)
But, let’s be frank. Sex is pretty good. Sometimes, even great. So, what is “actually” better than sex? Here’s what Redditors had to say about just that. (They also say things about stocks, so it’s like a one-stop shop! Except for, you know, actual goods.)
39 Things Redditors Think Are Actually Better Than Sex
1. Anything and Everything.
2. Cuddling.
3. Ice Water.
4. Fulfillment.
5. Finishing That One Mission.
6. Scratching an Itch.
7. Hugs.
8. Cocaine?
9. Number 2.
10. Pie.
11. Professor X…
12. The First Meal In a While.
13. Dr. Pepper.
14. Nachos.
15. Power.
16. More Sex.
17. The Sleep After Sex.
18. Canoeing.
19. Pole Dancing.
20. Nothing.
21. Sleep.
22. Taking Off Your Ski Boots.
23. Winning the Lottery.
24. Grilled Cheese.
25. Krispy Kreme Donuts.
26. Someone Getting Your Sense of Humor.
27. Taking Off Your Bra.
28. Skinny Dipping.
29. Music.
30. Knowledge.
31. New Socks.
32. Having a Migraine Go Away.
33. Q-Tips.
34. Accomplishing a Goal.
35. Bacon.
36. Tea.
37. Relaxing.
38. Number one.
39. Love.
Founder + Editor-in-Chief at Darcy
Pleased to meet you. I'm the founder and Editor-in-Chief of Darcy: The world's first smart, funny lifestyle site for women.
I've written or worked for a wide range of lifestyle sites and magazines, including Billboard, Nylon, Parade, Men's Journal, Us Weekly, Stuff, Blender, Beachbody, Alternative Press, Electronic Gaming Monthly, and more. See more on my LinkedIn.
On the baking side of things, I've run my own baking company and competed on Cupcake Wars, so hit me up with your baking questions! I respond fastest on Instagram where you can find me @darcymagazine
Want to know more? Here's my full bio.
I've written or worked for a wide range of lifestyle sites and magazines, including Billboard, Nylon, Parade, Men's Journal, Us Weekly, Stuff, Blender, Beachbody, Alternative Press, Electronic Gaming Monthly, and more. See more on my LinkedIn.
On the baking side of things, I've run my own baking company and competed on Cupcake Wars, so hit me up with your baking questions! I respond fastest on Instagram where you can find me @darcymagazine
Want to know more? Here's my full bio.
Latest posts by Rebecca Swanner (see all)
- The Best Henry Kissinger is Dead Memes Roasting the War Criminal - November 30, 2023
- 67 Thanksgiving Puns Stuffed With Gourdness - November 7, 2023
- The Funniest Memes for Anyone Thinking About the Roman Empire - September 16, 2023
Leave a Comment