If you want a punny birthday card for your friend, partner, or family member, here’s a collection of wordplay-filled cards. We hear the birthday puns also work if you write them in any card you pick up at the store at the last minute.
Like that cake you got from the bakery section. We’re sure it’ll taste great.
21 Birthday Puns
1. When the bison shows up, you know that party is about to be poppin. Where’d we put the Roomba?
2. Things are gonna get spicy.
3. There’s a lot to unpack here.
4. We are much more excited for sherbert day than our birthday.
5. He brought the balloons though; we can’t take all the credit.
6. Give us mo’ pho, always.
7. Peas are cute. We take back every mean thing we’ve ever said. Except for what we said about soup.
8. Whoever invited Appa has our eternal loyalty.
9. It’s a stretch, but we always make room for pasta.
10. Sorry, we can’t go out. We’re busy.
11. We don’t ask for gifts, just puns.
12. Treat yourself and hire a housecleaner.
13. We like how this leaves a margin for error.
Available on Boston General Store.
14. Dang, we forgot to give Jeff his birthday card before he left for space.
15. Carbs > alcohol.
16. Something Betty White is taking to heart.
17. Just what we wanted, a reminder to schedule that therapy session.
18. Yea, he’s definitely never going to remember your birthday. Ever.
19. Our best bud loves this one.
20. Here are some tips.
21. Don’t let your birthday sting.
Ashley Hubbard is a freelance writer and creator. As a Darcy Magazine contributor, she covers all things related to nails, entertainment news, pop culture trends, and more. Additionally, she regularly writes interview-based celebrity stories for Coping with Cancer magazine and has written for other publications, including Let's Eat Cake, Roadtrippers, Greatist, and Healthline. She has also been featured by Impact Travel Alliance as a creative who is transforming travel, and by Matador Network as a vegan travel blogger you should be following on Instagram.
Ashley is a Nashville unicorn (born, raised, and based), queer, vegan, and dedicated to leaving a positive impact through her life, work, and her website, Wild Hearted.
When she's not writing, she's traveling, reading a book, trying not to kill her houseplants, worshiping her dog, or having an existential crisis. Follow her on Instagram, TikTok, Facebook and Twitter, and LinkedIn
Ashley is a Nashville unicorn (born, raised, and based), queer, vegan, and dedicated to leaving a positive impact through her life, work, and her website, Wild Hearted.
When she's not writing, she's traveling, reading a book, trying not to kill her houseplants, worshiping her dog, or having an existential crisis. Follow her on Instagram, TikTok, Facebook and Twitter, and LinkedIn
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