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21 Birthday Puns to Take the Focus Off the Fact They’re a Year Older

By Ashley Hubbard | August 13, 2021 | Updated on June 7, 2023 | Leave a Comment
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Birthday Puns - toast to your birthday card

If you want a punny birthday card for your friend, partner, or family member, here’s a collection of wordplay-filled cards. We hear the birthday puns also work if you write them in any card you pick up at the store at the last minute.

Like that cake you got from the bakery section. We’re sure it’ll taste great.

 

21 Birthday Puns

1. When the bison shows up, you know that party is about to be poppin. Where’d we put the Roomba?

Birthday Puns - Herd it Was Your Birthday Card
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2. Things are gonna get spicy.

Birthday Puns - Hot Stuff card
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3. There’s a lot to unpack here.

Birthday Puns - 50th birthday card

 

4. We are much more excited for sherbert day than our birthday.

Birthday Puns - Sherbert Day card
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5. He brought the balloons though; we can’t take all the credit.

Birthday Puns - Birthday cod card
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6. Give us mo’ pho, always.

Birthday Puns - mo' pho card
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7. Peas are cute. We take back every mean thing we’ve ever said. Except for what we said about soup.

Birthday Puns - hap pea birthday
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8. Whoever invited Appa has our eternal loyalty.

Birthday Puns - Appa Birthday card
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9. It’s a stretch, but we always make room for pasta.

Birthday Puns - Spaghetting a year older card
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10. Sorry, we can’t go out. We’re busy.

Birthday Puns - Happy purr day card
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11. We don’t ask for gifts, just puns.

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12. Treat yourself and hire a housecleaner.

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13. We like how this leaves a margin for error.

Birthday Puns - overall card
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14. Dang, we forgot to give Jeff his birthday card before he left for space.

Birthday Puns - otter this world card
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15. Carbs > alcohol.

Birthday Puns - toast to your birthday card
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16. Something Betty White is taking to heart.

Birthday Puns - stay golden card
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17. Just what we wanted, a reminder to schedule that therapy session.

Birthday Puns - freud sticker
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18. Yea, he’s definitely never going to remember your birthday. Ever.

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19. Our best bud loves this one.

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20. Here are some tips.

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21. Don’t let your birthday sting.

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Ashley Hubbard
Ashley Hubbard
Ashley Hubbard is a freelance writer and creator. As a Darcy Magazine contributor, she covers all things related to nails, entertainment news, pop culture trends, and more. Additionally, she regularly writes interview-based celebrity stories for Coping with Cancer magazine and has written for other publications, including Let's Eat Cake, Roadtrippers, Greatist, and Healthline. She has also been featured by Impact Travel Alliance as a creative who is transforming travel, and by Matador Network as a vegan travel blogger you should be following on Instagram. 

Ashley is a Nashville unicorn (born, raised, and based), queer, vegan, and dedicated to leaving a positive impact through her life, work, and her website, Wild Hearted. 

When she's not writing, she's traveling, reading a book, trying not to kill her houseplants, worshiping her dog, or having an existential crisis. Follow her on Instagram, TikTok, Facebook and Twitter, and LinkedIn
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