Hint: Not on FTX
:raises eyebrow at the Fed:
If you learn nothing else from it, it’ll remind you to buy a rechargeable vibrator.
Not your grandma’s savings bonds.
Money still doesn’t grow on trees. But it does grow on bushes!
What’s corporate for, “You’re my least favorite coworker”?
Does he know that the app is literally free?
These are giving us second hand stress.
Our morning coffee is deductible, right?
It’s always best to avoid money you find in a literal mousetrap.