How does Target know we’re already thinking about October?
They’re bound to scare up a few laughs.
These spooky spirits need to be exorcised and exercised daily to prevent them from destroying your furniture.
Halloween is almost here, and here some bad vampire puns to get you in the spooky mood. As opposed to the I-ate-too-much-Halloween-Candy-already mood. Three bags a day is fine, right?
Sage is great, but you gotta take a bath sometime.