The Funniest Christmas Memes And Tweets

The most wonderful time of the year is here! That is, unless you’re an unsuspecting fir tree in the forest, or the child of egomaniacs. Either way, these funny Christmas memes and tweets are sure to lighten the holiday mood.

Because if laughter isn’t the reason for the season, then we don’t know what is. Sure, there’s the commonly accepted birth of Jesus. There’s the presents and the good-willed spirit of giving back. But don’t you dare forget about Mariah Carey memes, snark about Santa, Grinch jokes, and really, really terrible decorations.

So while you’re tucked in a corner hiding from any sneaky mistletoe, enjoy these hilarious memes and tweets about everyone’s favorite holiday.

25 Funniest Christmas Memes and Tweets

1. But in an hour we could swap back and forth multiple times.

2. Actually…have you heard of Jingle Bell Rock?

3. Take all the photos you want. It’ll be here all month! Or, until the mouse eats it.

4. You can never go wrong with a pair of socks.

5. Wait a minute…

6. And isn’t that better than consumerism? No? Okay fine you get socks, too.

7. We must have missed this one in between all the identical Hallmark movies.

8. The ER visit thanks to the deep fried Thanksgiving turkey was enough for this year.

9. We’re keeping it low maintenance this year. But also only accepting Casamigos.

10. Ho ho ho? More like high high high.

11. No, we can’t hack into your Candy Crush account to give you a higher score.

12. Trees? Boxes? Wrapping paper everywhere? Christmas isn’t for us. It’s for the cats.

13. We love a good mystery.

14. Someone should give the lords a-leaping a heads up before it’s too late.

15. Just call us an arborist!

16. It’s time to bring Santa in for some questioning. But not until after he delivers our new Apple Watch.

17. So what if we allocated most of that budget to our skin care routine?

18. Good luck singing this in the correct tune ever again.

19. There seems to be a slight misunderstanding here.

20. We feel a personal connection to Wednesday Addams, and that’s not going to change.

21. You can’t argue with that logic.

22. A stunning throwback that we don’t ever want to think about again.

23. Where do you even buy a matching plaid vest for a pet toucan? Where do you even buy a pet toucan?!

24. Hey, @Jeff Bezos.

25. Let this be the year of rockin. Need some eggnog to help?

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