No matter what side you’re on (full disclosure we’re voting Biden), we can all agree that the first 2020 Presidential debate was a hot mess. Naturally, Twitter’s best comedic voices had something to say about it. Here’s the best debate tweets and memes we’ve seen so far.
As we move more into election season, we’ll be publishing posts on how to vote by mail and how to vote in person in each state, because it’s so important that you get out there and vote. (You can check to see if you’re registered to vote in the upcoming Presidential election here.)
But, at this very moment, we also think you could probably need a little relief after that 90-minute shouting match.
Debate Memes from the First Presidential Debate
DEBATE DRINKING GAME: Drink every time all the time
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) September 30, 2020
Men are too emotional to be president.
— Jill Filipovic (@JillFilipovic) September 30, 2020
That was the worst thing I’ve ever seen, and I wrote FANTASTIC FOUR.
— Jeremy Slater (@jerslater) September 30, 2020
If you started this debate by playing a drinking game no matter what the rules you are dead by now.
— MehGyver (@TheAndrewNadeau) September 30, 2020
“It is what is because you are who you are.” – Joe Biden
That’s the whole election in a nutshell.
— Mike Birbiglia (@birbigs) September 30, 2020
BIDEN: Mr. President please be quiet
TRUMP: My white supremacist followers must guard the inner city polls
NYT TOMORROW: Trump, Biden Exchange Blows in Feisty Debate
— Jason O. Gilbert (@gilbertjasono) September 30, 2020
The Forest Force is being consulted from their Forest City on Endor to come up with a forest management plan to prevent fires. pic.twitter.com/KZjued5OhB
— Paul W. Gillespie (@pwgphoto) September 30, 2020
Is there a moderator tho
— Wednesday Martin PhD (@WednesdayMartin) September 30, 2020
This is like Thanksgiving dinner without the dinner
— Rachel McCartney (@RachelMComedy) September 30, 2020
My kingdom for a commercial break. I want nothing more than for a quirky lady to try to sell me insurance or gum and a tiny car or anything that will make this end
— Jill Twiss (@jilltwiss) September 30, 2020
https://www.instagram.com/p/CFvi1jGlCHQ/
I’m at the point where just seeing a possible President who is capable of expressing human emotion is almost erotic.
— The Sassiest Semite (@LittleMissLizz) September 30, 2020
ATTENTION: If You Watched the Presidential Debate, You May Be Entitled to Financial Compensation
— Born Miserable (@bornmiserable) September 30, 2020
— quinta brunson (@quintabrunson) September 30, 2020
"Will he just shush for a minute?" From your words to the Goddess' ears, Joe.
— The Mary Sue (@TheMarySue) September 30, 2020
This debate needs that bald security dude from Jerry Springer to come in and clean house.
— Carrello Elevatore (@hockeenight) September 30, 2020
don't need an onlyfans….currently auctioning off a canadian citizenship
— elle (@notfunnyelle) September 30, 2020
joe biden: pic.twitter.com/ph2AVAggyW
— keaton kilde (@keatonkildebell) September 30, 2020
Turning it back on because I hate myself
— G. L. DiVittorio (@ginadivittorio) September 30, 2020
For anyone who is worried about me, yes that was real cocaine
— Sarah Cooper (@sarahcpr) September 29, 2020
Well, reading Twitter, it seems the analysis of the debate is that everything is just fine pic.twitter.com/Bhsqq0BImn
— Chuck Wendig (@ChuckWendig) September 30, 2020
am i having a fucking stroke what is this
— nate of the living dead (@MNateShyamalan) September 30, 2020
Biden's prep coach for the next debate — a screaming goat on PCP. #Debates2020
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) September 30, 2020
“200,000 dead. As schools open, how can we keep our teachers and students safe in a pandemic?”
“I brought back football.” #Debate2020— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) September 30, 2020
this debate like when your family makes a scene in public and embarrasses you but the usa is your family and the public is every other country in the world
— yung sashimi (@sashasaachi) September 30, 2020
My kingdom for a commercial break. I want nothing more than for a quirky lady to try to sell me insurance or gum and a tiny car or anything that will make this end
— Jill Twiss (@jilltwiss) September 30, 2020
Chris Wallace's debate performance tonight is a great reminder that kindergarten teachers are underpaid. #Debates2020
— The Daily Show (@TheDailyShow) September 30, 2020
Trump is scrambling: "I'm the one that brought back football." #Debate2020 pic.twitter.com/dlOr8hexuL
— Britni Danielle (@BritniDWrites) September 30, 2020
Should I watch the debates tonight or should I press a nail gun directly into my temple and see what happens?
— Emily Murnane (@emily_murnane) September 29, 2020
I feel like moderating this debate is trying to deal with a screaming three year old in the middle of a grocery store. #debate2020
— ana ???? (@anastiels) September 30, 2020
— Ben Rosen (@ben_rosen) September 30, 2020
if you’re missing the debate, you can recreate it on your own by putting a fork and a fistful of rocks in the garbage disposal
— Matt Bellassai (@MattBellassai) September 30, 2020
did trump really make a cum joke on stage
— bobby wasabi (@bIondiewasabi) September 30, 2020
All of them
— Robert W????⚡✊⚡ ???????????? (@coolkingrob) September 30, 2020
Herman Cain should tweet that he died
— Carey O'Donnell (@ecareyo) September 30, 2020
This debate needs Samuel L Jackson as the moderator.
— Gary Owen (@garyowencomedy) September 30, 2020
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