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These Memes Are So Dirty, You’ll Need to Take a Shower After Reading Them

By Hannah Rex | February 3, 2022 | Updated on June 7, 2023 | Leave a Comment
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Dirty Memes - victoria beckham
Dirty Memes - tree frog
Dirty Memes - before and after cat
Dirty Memes - smooth frog
Dirty Memes - not the best but still good
Dirty Memes - be gentle
Dirty Memes - thomas the tank engine
Dirty Memes - in the bathroom
Dirty Memes - angry cat
Dirty Memes - a big heart

We love humor. We love sexual empowerment. So it’s no surprise we love these dirty memes.

And we’re not talking garden humor. We’re talking kinky, BDSM memes that make you want to scour your search history. So we’ll save yours by putting the funniest dirty memes all in one place.

Dirty Memes

Oh, and this should go without saying, but these memes are definitely NSFW. Unless you work at home. Or at a sex toy shop. And if so, we could really use a new vibrator. Ours…well, we just need a new one, ok?

 

Funny Dirty Memes

1. We’ve heard it both ways.

Dirty Memes - forgive me father

 

2. By all means, move at a glacial pace.

Dirty Memes - tree frog

 

3. We’re good at compartmentalizing, ok?

Dirty Memes - angry cat

 

4. Works 9 times out of 10.

Dirty Memes - I can eat you

 

5. Bop it, twist it, pull it, spank it.

Dirty Memes - kinky stuff

 

6. Follow us for more healthy eating tips.

Dirty Memes - eat a date

 

7. Time is just a construct.

Dirty Memes - spank me

 

8. See also: before and after coffee.

Dirty Memes - before and after cat

 

9. Work smarter, not harder.

Dirty Memes - horse playing dead

 

10. Well you can’t find this on Seamless.

Dirty Memes - victoria beckham

 

11. What’s this version of “hangry” called?

Dirty Memes - an environment so toxic

 

12. Isn’t that cute!

Dirty Memes - choking is punishment

 

13. Yes, you can add “takes initiative” to your resume.

Dirty Memes - riding a scooter

 

14. Did it start raining outside?

Dirty Memes - carebear

 

15. Maybe next time you give more than a two second warning?

Dirty Memes - slow down

 

16. Nature is wild. Literally.

Dirty Memes - photosynthesis

 

17. How important are the details, really?

Dirty Memes - doctors visit

 

18. Ok but why do they look exactly like gumballs?

Dirty Memes - smooth frog

 

19. Depends: Is it a full moon?

Dirty Memes - scream my name

 

20. But we are great at making the bed. Tucked in corners like you read about!

Dirty Memes - not the best but still good

 

21. We don’t watch Bridgerton for the hearts.

Dirty Memes - a big heart

 

22. Great. Now we’re horny and hungry.

Dirty Memes - before and after

 

23. Warmed up and ready to be destroyed.

Dirty Memes - be gentle

 

24. How did that piece of lettuce get over there?

Dirty Memes - thomas the tank engine

 

25. Maybe next time, bud.

Dirty Memes - in the bathroom

 

26. And this is the root of the problem.

Dirty Memes - batteries

 

27. Maybe he’ll finally stop coming into the room and waking us up at 4AM.

Dirty Memes - cat watching

 

28. Well this is awkward.

Dirty Memes - i eat from those

 

29. It’s not that we love BDSM. But…we love BDSM.

Dirty Memes - lets get freaky

 

30. Darling it’s better, down where it’s wetter, take it from literally every woman.

Dirty Memes - feeling it

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Hannah Rex
Hannah Rex
Hannah Rex is Darcy’s Executive Editor. She has a background in journalism, content marketing, and SEO writing. She currently covers entertainment news, food news and trends, pop culture trends, and more. In addition to Darcy, she has written for companies including Beachbody, FitPlan, Soothe, Let's Eat Cake, and Her Campus. She also manages Darcy’s Instagram and weekly newsletters.

When not sitting behind a computer writing and editing, she’s an avid runner and yogi with an RYT 200 certification. Follow her on Instagram @hannah_rex and LinkedIn.
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