30 Dirty Memes That Will Make You Want to Shower

We love humor. We love sexual empowerment. So it’s no surprise we love these dirty memes.

And we’re not talking garden humor. We’re talking kinky, BDSM memes that make you want to scour your search history. So we’ll save yours by putting the funniest dirty memes all in one place.

Oh, and this should go without saying, but these memes are definitely NSFW. Unless you work at home. Or at a sex toy shop. And if so, we could really use a new vibrator. Ours…well, we just need a new one, ok?

Funny Dirty Memes

1. We’ve heard it both ways.

2. By all means, move at a glacial pace.

3. We’re good at compartmentalizing, ok?

4. Works 9 times out of 10.

5. Bop it, twist it, pull it, spank it.

6. Follow us for more healthy eating tips.

7. Time is just a construct.

8. See also: before and after coffee.

9. Work smarter, not harder.

10. Well you can’t find this on Seamless.

11. What’s this version of “hangry” called?

12. Isn’t that cute!

13. Yes, you can add “takes initiative” to your resume.

14. Did it start raining outside?

15. Maybe next time you give more than a two second warning?

16. Nature is wild. Literally.

17. How important are the details, really?

18. Ok but why do they look exactly like gumballs?

19. Depends: Is it a full moon?

20. But we are great at making the bed. Tucked in corners like you read about!

21. We don’t watch Bridgerton for the hearts.

22. Great. Now we’re horny and hungry.

23. Warmed up and ready to be destroyed.

24. How did that piece of lettuce get over there?

25. Maybe next time, bud.

26. And this is the root of the problem.

27. Maybe he’ll finally stop coming into the room and waking us up at 4AM.

28. Well this is awkward.

29. It’s not that we love BDSM. But…we love BDSM.

30. Darling it’s better, down where it’s wetter, take it from literally every woman.

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Hannah Rex

Hannah Rex is Darcy’s Executive Editor. She has a background in journalism, content marketing, and SEO writing. She currently covers entertainment news, food news and trends, pop culture trends, and more. In addition to Darcy, she has written for companies including Beachbody, FitPlan, Soothe, Let's Eat Cake, and Her Campus. She also manages Darcy’s Instagram and weekly newsletters.

When not sitting behind a computer writing and editing, she’s an avid runner and yogi with an RYT 200 certification. Follow her on Instagram @hannah_rex and LinkedIn.