100 Eggsellent Easter Puns and Jokes That’ll Crack Everyone Up

This year, fill your Easter basket with all the best things: chocolate bunnies, colorful eggs, and these hilarious Easter puns!

Okay, so maybe that last one can’t technically fit into a basket, but the cute and corny phrases will make everyone smile. And roll their eyes. With love, of course!

We’re hoppily here to provide you with some one-liners and yolks that’ll crack you up. These Easter puns are eggcellent and way better than seeing someone dress in that creepy bunny suit for the 20th year in a row. Frank, why are you wearing that stupid bunny suit… again?

100 Funny Easter Puns

• No bunny lay a finger on my Easter candy.
• You’re so bunny, you always make me laugh.
• Does some-bunny needs a hug?
• Let’s live hoppily ever after.
• Bunny, I’m home!
• You gotta hop ’til you drop.
• You can always count on Easter for being a good hare day.
• Nobody’s too hip to hop on Easter.
• That’s neither hare nor there.
• Some bunny needs a mimosa.
• Some-bunny’s excited for Easter.
• The Easter bunny loves jewelry, especially 14 carrot gold.
• I’m all ears today.
• It’s time for the egg hunt — let’s hop to it!
• Hey there, hop stuff.

Easter Egg Puns

• More chocolate eggs, please. I don’t have an oeuf.
• Are you an Easter eggs-pert?
• No poaching allowed before Easter egg hunting season!
• Don’t forget to study for your school eggs-ams!
• Have yourself an egg-cellent day!
• Yolk gotta be kidding me.
• We need to eggs-ercise after all this chocolate.
• Don’t get it scrambled!
• Tell me an Easter yolk.
• I’m totally egg-static for Easter
• I’m eggs-hausted.
• I’ve been dyeing to color Easter eggs!
• Are you egg-noring me?
• Omelettin’ this slide.
• You’re an egg-ceptional friend!
• I’m eggs-tremely ready for this egg hunt.
• Don’t yolk with me.
• No eggs-cuses.
• We eggs-pect this Easter will be lots of fun.
• You’re a good egg.
• Hope you have an egg-stra special Easter.
• Today I’m putting all my eggs in one basket.
• Who else is egg-cited for Easter?
• All of this celebrating is eggs-hausting.
• Those Easter eggs are really to dye for.
• Easter celebrations are a great way to get people out of their shells.
• Beat the traffic and use the eggs-press lane today.

Easter Chick Puns

• The plot chickens…
• Just chicken in on you today!
• Test your cluck at the egg hunt.
• Eating candy around the cluck today.
• There will be no fowl-play on Easter Sunday!
• Chick out this beautiful Easter day!
• You’re one funny chick.
• These Easter puns are im-peck-able.
• Oh for peep’s sake!
• We’re like two peeps in a pod.

Funny Easter Puns

• My favorite music to listen to on Easter is hip-hop.
• I don’t even carrot at all about how many chocolate bunnies I’m eating today.
• Gather round, and listen to my Easter tail. Don’t worry, it has a hoppy ending.
• You might not carrot all, but you’re irresistible!
• This Easter Sunday, I might whisk it all looking for all the hidden eggs!
• You’re not decorating any eggs today? Yolk’s on you.
• Let’s give ’em something to peep about!
• I whip my hare back and forth.
• We found eggs in a hopeless place.
• Every bunny was kung fu fighting.
• I love you a choco-lot.
• Sorry I’m so choco-late to the party!
• All the bunnies eat at IHOP.
• Hope to see the Easter Bunny in 14 carrot gold.
• Come to the dark side. (Of chocolate, that is.)
• Any bunny want mimosas?
• Ears to you this Easter!
• Your deviled eggs are to dye for.
• Over-easy like Easter morning.
• I have an Easter secret for you, but I’m hoping you won’t hare it!

Easter Puns for Instagram

• I carrot believe it’s Easter already!
• Don’t worry, be hoppy.
• I’d hop to the moon and back for you.
• That’s all, yolks.
• Fresh outta clucks.
• Show me the bunny!
• Ears hoping you have a hoppy Easter!
• Easter always puts a little Spring in my step.
• Hope your Easter is egg-stra special!
• Hoppy Easter to all my peeps!

Easter Pun One-Liners

• How does the Easter bunny leave? He makes an eggs-it.
• What do all the eggs want to do when the egg hunt starts? Scramble!
• Why did the mom call on Easter? She was just chicken in.
• Did you hear the joke about the egg? It’s not all it’s cracked up to be.
• What do you call a mischievous egg? A practical yolker.
• Why did the Easter egg hide? Because it was a little chicken.
• How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur looking good? With hare spray!
• Why did the Easter Bunny refuse to eat breakfast? He was already stuffed.
• What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny.
• How do you know if an Easter egg is rotten? It’s a little hard to shell.
• What kind of bean can’t grow in a garden? A jelly bean.
• What do you call a line of bunnies walking backwards? A receding hareline.
• Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck? Because he kept quacking all the eggs.
• Why don’t eggs tell jokes? Because they’d crack each other up!
• What kind of music do bunnies like? Hip-hop!
• Why did the Easter Bunny hide the egg? Because it was a little shellfish.
• What do you call a rabbit that tells good jokes? A funny bunny.
• Why did the Easter Bunny go to space? To look for the egg-stra terrestrial!

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Hannah Rex is Darcy’s Executive Editor. She has a background in journalism, content marketing, and SEO writing. She currently covers entertainment news, food news and trends, pop culture trends, and more. In addition to Darcy, she has written for companies including Beachbody, FitPlan, Soothe, Let's Eat Cake, and Her Campus. She also manages Darcy’s Instagram and weekly newsletters.

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