This year, fill your Easter basket with all the best things: chocolate bunnies, colorful eggs, and these hilarious Easter puns!
Okay, so maybe that last one can’t technically fit into a basket, but the cute and corny phrases will make everyone smile. And roll their eyes. With love, of course!
We’re hoppily here to provide you with some one-liners and yolks that’ll crack you up. These Easter puns are eggcellent and way better than seeing someone dress in that creepy bunny suit for the 20th year in a row. Frank, why are you wearing that stupid bunny suit… again?
100 Funny Easter Puns
- No bunny lay a finger on my Easter candy.
- You’re so bunny, you always make me laugh.
- Does some-bunny needs a hug?
- Let’s live hoppily ever after.
- Bunny, I’m home!
- You gotta hop ’til you drop.
- You can always count on Easter for being a good hare day.
- Nobody’s too hip to hop on Easter.
- That’s neither hare nor there.
- Some bunny needs a mimosa.
- Some-bunny’s excited for Easter.
- The Easter bunny loves jewelry, especially 14 carrot gold.
- I’m all ears today.
- It’s time for the egg hunt — let’s hop to it!
- Hey there, hop stuff.
Easter Egg Puns
- More chocolate eggs, please. I don’t have an oeuf.
- Are you an Easter eggs-pert?
- No poaching allowed before Easter egg hunting season!
- Don’t forget to study for your school eggs-ams!
- Have yourself an egg-cellent day!
- Yolk gotta be kidding me.
- We need to eggs-ercise after all this chocolate.
- Don’t get it scrambled!
- Tell me an Easter yolk.
- I’m totally egg-static for Easter
- I’m eggs-hausted.
- I’ve been dyeing to color Easter eggs!
- Are you egg-noring me?
- Omelettin’ this slide.
- You’re an egg-ceptional friend!
- I’m eggs-tremely ready for this egg hunt.
- Don’t yolk with me.
- No eggs-cuses.
- We eggs-pect this Easter will be lots of fun.
- You’re a good egg.
- Hope you have an egg-stra special Easter.
- Today I’m putting all my eggs in one basket.
- Who else is egg-cited for Easter?
- All of this celebrating is eggs-hausting.
- Those Easter eggs are really to dye for.
- Easter celebrations are a great way to get people out of their shells.
- Beat the traffic and use the eggs-press lane today.
Easter Chick Puns
- The plot chickens…
- Just chicken in on you today!
- Test your cluck at the egg hunt.
- Eating candy around the cluck today.
- There will be no fowl-play on Easter Sunday!
- Chick out this beautiful Easter day!
- You’re one funny chick.
- These Easter puns are im-peck-able.
- Oh for peep’s sake!
- We’re like two peeps in a pod.
Funny Easter Puns
- My favorite music to listen to on Easter is hip-hop.
- I don’t even carrot at all about how many chocolate bunnies I’m eating today.
- Gather round, and listen to my Easter tail. Don’t worry, it has a hoppy ending.
- You might not carrot all, but you’re irresistible!
- This Easter Sunday, I might whisk it all looking for all the hidden eggs!
- You’re not decorating any eggs today? Yolk’s on you.
- Let’s give ’em something to peep about!
- I whip my hare back and forth.
- We found eggs in a hopeless place.
- Every bunny was kung fu fighting.
- I love you a choco-lot.
- Sorry I’m so choco-late to the party!
- All the bunnies eat at IHOP.
- Hope to see the Easter Bunny in 14 carrot gold.
- Come to the dark side. (Of chocolate, that is.)
- Any bunny want mimosas?
- Ears to you this Easter!
- Your deviled eggs are to dye for.
- Over-easy like Easter morning.
- I have an Easter secret for you, but I’m hoping you won’t hare it!
Easter Puns for Instagram
- I carrot believe it’s Easter already!
- Don’t worry, be hoppy.
- I’d hop to the moon and back for you.
- That’s all, yolks.
- Fresh outta clucks.
- Show me the bunny!
- Ears hoping you have a hoppy Easter!
- Easter always puts a little Spring in my step.
- Hope your Easter is egg-stra special!
- Hoppy Easter to all my peeps!
Easter Pun One-Liners
- How does the Easter bunny leave? He makes an eggs-it.
- What do all the eggs want to do when the egg hunt starts? Scramble!
- Why did the mom call on Easter? She was just chicken in.
- Did you hear the joke about the egg? It’s not all it’s cracked up to be.
- What do you call a mischievous egg? A practical yolker.
- Why did the Easter egg hide? Because it was a little chicken.
- How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur looking good? With hare spray!
- Why did the Easter Bunny refuse to eat breakfast? He was already stuffed.
- What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny.
- How do you know if an Easter egg is rotten? It’s a little hard to shell.
- What kind of bean can’t grow in a garden? A jelly bean.
- What do you call a line of bunnies walking backwards? A receding hareline.
- Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck? Because he kept quacking all the eggs.
- Why don’t eggs tell jokes? Because they’d crack each other up!
- What kind of music do bunnies like? Hip-hop!
- Why did the Easter Bunny hide the egg? Because it was a little shellfish.
- What do you call a rabbit that tells good jokes? A funny bunny.
- Why did the Easter Bunny go to space? To look for the egg-stra terrestrial!
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