It’s December and the funny women of Twitter have done it again. From the Galactic Federation to Elf on a Shelf, here are the funniest tweets from women this week (that we could find anyway).
Scroll through the list below and find your new favorites. Then, check out more of our past funny tweet roundups!
25 Funny Tweets from Women This Week
1. Seems legit.
https://twitter.com/EJBrand/status/1336110380381253639
2. Mmmm. Delicious.
3. halp.
4. And frosting.
5. Now that’s a pleasant noise.
6. Why are you hugging?! Why are you at a party?! Where’s our wine?
7. Does this mean the royals are actually dinosaurs?
It will never stop being funny to me that servants at Buckingham Palace, when they encounter members of the royal family in the hallway, have to immediately turn their backs and face the wall as if it will render them invisible
— Ej Dickson (@ejdickson) December 5, 2020
8. Who had this one?
Galactic Federation… for 2020 bingo! pic.twitter.com/51I77kH29Z
— Kris 🦇🥀 (@kristinmlopes) December 7, 2020
9. Just when the Yoda obsession couldn’t get weirder…
we know baby yoda is cute and old yoda is wise but young adult yoda??? absolutely jacked w/ an ass that won’t quit
— Karen Chee (@karencheee) December 3, 2020
10. Beam us up.
FRIEND: Nice monolith.
ME: Thanks, it's a rescue.
— The Notorious B.E.V. 🌈 (@blade_funner) December 7, 2020
11. Well this is fun.
Garcetti’s new stay at home order for Los Angeles: pic.twitter.com/4ruOcgma8B
— Rachel Rohatgi (@rachelrohatgi) December 3, 2020
12. That about sums it up.
two of my niece’s first words were “uh oh” and “yoda” and if that isn’t the most 2020core thing i’ve ever heard i don’t know what is
— emma lord (@dilemmalord) December 1, 2020
13. Standing ovation.
elliot page didn't get nominated for an oscar for his role in juno for everyone to be calling him "umbrella academy star"
— beautiful perfect angel (@sincereposting) December 1, 2020
14. We feel personally attacked.
15. Well that’s just wrong.
don't show me a picture of myself. please never show me what i look like. first off it's incorrect. secondly. why do i look like that
— tara shoe (@tarashoe) March 7, 2017
16. You can be both.
reminder: ur not a witch u just made a big pot of soup
— Maggie? Winters? (@saggiesplinters) December 7, 2020
17. What more could you want?
18. So that’s a no.
humans: can we meet the aliens yet
the galactic federation: pic.twitter.com/bGNuWZQc5B
— mckenna (@kennsyn) December 8, 2020
19. There was another.
https://twitter.com/ginnyhogan_/status/1335960533627850752
20. I mean, what are we going to do? Ignore the scientists? Pshaw.
https://twitter.com/small_jawn/status/1334215677880786947
21. And feelings. (More tweets from Jo here!)
date: can you take off your work gloves
Jim Henson: they have names
— jo (@whatsJo) October 4, 2019
22. We’re just gonna ask you again to make sure you heard that correctly.
23. Also, how much stuff do they really have? And, where are they storing it?
24. Darn you, logic!
the funniest part about the galactic federation story is Trump wanting to tell everyone and the aliens saying “no wait baby let’s keep it a secret they wouldn’t understand” 💀
— blaire erskine (@blaireerskine) December 7, 2020
25. We’re not sure, but we’ll take it.
how did Dolly Parton and Guy Fieri actually become the federal government https://t.co/7g4gpOZsJP
— Amy Gaeta (@GaetaAmy) December 6, 2020
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