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The Best Reactions to *That* Wedding In House of the Dragon Episode 5

By Hannah Rex | September 19, 2022 | Updated on June 8, 2023 | Leave a Comment
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Well, The House of the Dragon Episode 5 aired on Sunday, and it’s wedding season, baby! And by season, we mean…there was one wedding. As it took place in Westeros, we’ll give you one guess on how it turned out. Sure, you can use these memes and tweets to help you figure it out.

In this episode, we see the betrothal of Rhaenyra to her cousin, Ser Laenor Velaryon. The two have a conversation about goose versus roast duck, which is like the meat lover’s version of the “wine” conversation from Schitt’s Creek. A few things happen in between, and then they get married!

Right. Like it would be that easy.
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Alicent discovers a secret, Daemon stirs up drama, and Viserys just wants to have a nice, normal family and build his little city! Someone let this guy relax and lie down. No…not like that…

For a full look at the chaos of the latest HOTD plotline, take a look through these The House of the Dragon Episode 5 memes and tweets. There are definitely a few spoilers, so be warned if you haven’t seen it already.

 

The 27 Best The House of the Dragon Episode 5 Memes and Tweets

1. We’ll politely decline on this one.

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2. We can’t wait for the musical HOTD episode!

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3. We love a progressive queen.

House of the Dragon Episode 5 Memes - do whatever you want

 

4. Watch out, NYFW!

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5. He’s baaaack!

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6. 0/10 do not recommend.

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7. It’s a trick: there is no difference.

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8. Their love would be adorable if it wasn’t for…you know…

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9. Leave this poor man alone!

This is all I could picture #HouseOfTheDragon @HouseofDragon pic.twitter.com/DAz8IPvzq1

— 🖤 (@sootxsprite) September 19, 2022

 

10. We volunteer!

https://twitter.com/finaI_girI/status/1571681510717259777

 

11. Take notes, Ser Criston.

You know who would’ve happily been his queens side piece and never uttered a word about it? #HouseOfTheDragon #HOTD pic.twitter.com/xeMXDiGHGh

— lauren (@spectacularLo) September 19, 2022

 

12. “Maybe it’ll be different this time,” we tell ourselves unconvincingly.

I THINK I’VE SEEN THIS FILM BEFORE, AND I DIDNT LIKE THE ENDING #HouseOfTheDragon pic.twitter.com/B47tgETQXU

— depression (@raccoonmum) September 19, 2022

 

13. Big Leo energy.

Daemon and Alicent purposely arriving to the wedding after it started #HouseOfTheDragon pic.twitter.com/Fpm4O4gjxC

— Nina (@Nina_labyrinth) September 19, 2022

 

14. We’re never looking at geese the same again.

House of the dragon episode 5 spoilers without context: #HouseOfTheDragon pic.twitter.com/TLpVtMMC56

— Cami Twomey (@camitwomeyy) September 19, 2022

 

15. Not the smartest move we’ve seen on this show.

https://twitter.com/sierra_1596/status/1571681119195521025

 

16. He should have made Rhaenyra and Laenor elope.

Viserys trying to enjoy his daughters wedding but his family is insane #HouseOfTheDragon pic.twitter.com/TdmfK4nipX

— i like birds (@midsommar_stan) September 19, 2022

 

17. This man…can do whatever we want and we will not be mad.

https://twitter.com/sbizahsupremacy/status/1571685013099548672

 

18. As Michael Scott would say: “No! No, God, no!”

All of us when Ser Criston told Alicent he tapped that. #HouseOfTheDragon #HOTD pic.twitter.com/G63CTIOaVH

— Patricia (@Accio_Library) September 19, 2022

 

19. This is not how you make friends, Joffrey!

#HouseOftheDragon
Joffrey: I know ur secret, lol
Ser Criston: pic.twitter.com/aTKgIY8qtG

— manny (@Manny_Rae) September 19, 2022

 

20. Let’s take a moment to respect the true star of this episode.

This is how I sleep knowing my man Harwin Strong is neither a murderer nor a traitor #HouseOfTheDragon pic.twitter.com/W4Q2vgCmEB

— cami⁷ 🪴 (@kaffeearchives) September 19, 2022

 

21. There is a *lot* to unpack here.

https://twitter.com/suddenlypaula/status/1571697277055692801

 

22. We looked down at our phone for ONE second!

Me trying to figure out how that fight started #HouseoftheDragon pic.twitter.com/o3QN9JSPcl

— HOUSE TARGARYEN 🐉🛐 (@this_damaris) September 19, 2022

 

23. We’re a little embarrassed we didn’t see this coming sooner.

https://twitter.com/vaIyrianblood/status/1571682715413479426

 

24. It’s the blood on the face for us?!

They didn’t even let Laenor finish wailing like a widow, before dragging him to the alter with fresh blood on his face. I- 🙆🏾‍♀️ #DemDragons #HouseOfTheDragon pic.twitter.com/fEg1iSc1LT

— ♥️✨FREE 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 (@HealthyNuance) September 19, 2022

 

25. Not the best wedding decorations we’ve seen. And shockingly, not the worst.

They getting married now? Next to the blood, brain bits and rats??? #hotd #HouseOfTheDragon pic.twitter.com/wU4tgiyB39

— Matty (@Juraiacies) September 19, 2022

 

26. Everything hurts and we’re confused.

me during the last 5 mins:#HouseOfTheDragon pic.twitter.com/QDKfd7Xzt1

— 🕊️ (@miss__costanza) September 19, 2022

 

27. But we’re ready to get hurt again next week!

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Hannah Rex is Darcy’s Executive Editor. She has a background in journalism, content marketing, and SEO writing. She currently covers entertainment news, food news and trends, pop culture trends, and more. In addition to Darcy, she has written for companies including Beachbody, FitPlan, Soothe, Let's Eat Cake, and Her Campus. She also manages Darcy’s Instagram and weekly newsletters.

When not sitting behind a computer writing and editing, she’s an avid runner and yogi with an RYT 200 certification. Follow her on Instagram @hannah_rex and LinkedIn.
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