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The Funniest “No Woman Has All Five” Tweets Some of Which Are Probably Accurate

By Rebecca Swanner | November 17, 2022 | Updated on June 10, 2023 | Leave a Comment
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No Woman Has All Five Memes Tweets - million dollars

For years, the “no man has all five” tweet has been surfacing on Twitter, Instagram accounts, and other places where data is mined and sold. This time — and perhaps others (we weren’t really paying attention) — Twitter responded with a “no woman has five.”

Some of the first responses were misogynistic. Shocking. But, as the trend caught on, the no woman has five tweets shifted to start including everything from song lyrics to game references. Here’s our favorites so far. Plus one of our own.
No Woman Has All Five Memes Tweets

The Best No Woman Has All Five Memes

1. Should we introduce him to the Scarlet Witch or no.
No Woman Has All Five Memes Tweets - cake

 

2. One oat milk latte please.

No Woman Has All Five Memes Tweets - digestive system

 

3. Too many levers. Not enough poisons.

No woman has all five:

1. The poison.
2. The poison for Kuzco.
3. The poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco.
4. Kuzco's poison.
5. That poison.

— Let's Eat Cake (@letseatcakeblog) November 17, 2022

 

4. We knew we should have ordered that saber.

No Woman Has All Five Memes Tweets - sword

 

5. Well, aren’t u sweet.

No Woman Has All Five Memes Tweets - Husband

 

6. Have you even seen our Magic deck?

No Woman Has All Five Memes Tweets - Magic Deck

 

7. Rub salt in our wound why don’t you.

No Woman Has All Five Memes Tweets - Taylor Swift Tickets

 

8. BRB taking a field trip to Honey Birdette.

No Woman Has All Five Memes Tweets - snow white

 

9. Well if your buddy Steve would share the recipe with us, we would.

No Woman Has All Five Memes Tweets - buffalo dip

 

10. But not a real fur coat. That’d be cruel.

No Woman Has All Five Memes Tweets - million dollars

 

11. :Looks forlornly at Converse:

No Woman Has All Five Memes Tweets - boots with the fur

 

12. We’re going to need to consult with our local D&D expert on this.

No Woman Has All Five Memes Tweets - guild master

 

13. Do My Little Ponies count?

No Woman Has All Five Memes Tweets - morse code

 

14. Yes.

No Woman Has All Five Memes Tweets - dr who

 

15. Honestly, he’s probably right.

No Woman Has All Five Memes Tweets - pate

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Rebecca Swanner
Rebecca Swanner
Founder + Editor-in-Chief at Darcy
Pleased to meet you. I'm the founder and Editor-in-Chief of Darcy: The world's first smart, funny lifestyle site for women.

I've written or worked for a wide range of lifestyle sites and magazines, including Billboard, Nylon, Parade, Men's Journal, Us Weekly, Stuff, Blender, Beachbody, Alternative Press, Electronic Gaming Monthly, and more. See more on my LinkedIn.

On the baking side of things, I've run my own baking company and competed on Cupcake Wars, so hit me up with your baking questions! I respond fastest on Instagram where you can find me @darcymagazine

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