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Home » Seasonal » Fall

These Pumpkin Puns Are Anything But Basic

By Ashley Hubbard | September 18, 2020 | Updated on June 5, 2023 | Leave a Comment
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The pumpkins have arrived! And, whether you’re drinking pumpkin beers or making pumpkin waffles (or just heading out to the patch to pick your own gourd), you’re going to need some pumpkin puns. Because honestly what good are those perfectly curated photos if you can’t post it on Instagram with a caption that says “I’m witty.”

So, get out your carving kit, stop pretending you haven’t already had a pumpkin spice latte today, and keep this wordplay list handy.

You’ll Fall for These Pumpkin Puns

1. If you wanna be our lover, you gotta get us this mug.

Pumpkin Puns - Spice World
Available on LookHuman.

 

2. You call it basic. We call it out of this world.

Pumpkin Puns - Space Latte
Available on LookHuman.

3. This Halloween, everybody make a scene!

Pumpkin Puns - Pumpkin to Talk About
Available on Etsy.

4. They are literally putting pumpkin in everything now.

Pumpkin Puns - Mice Pin
Available on LookHuman.

5. Hope it’s a gourd one.

Pumpkin Puns - gourds
Available on Etsy.

 

6. Should someone alert David S. Pumpkins?

Pumpkin Puns - punk king
Available on Etsy.

 

7. The first-person pumpkin perspective is a little bleak.

Pumpkin Puns - cut my life into pieces
Available on LookHuman.

 

8. For when you want literal pumpkin puns.

Pumpkin Puns - Studio DIY painted pumpkins
Check out Studio DIY’s post to find out how they painted these!

 

9. Have you tried adding spice?

Pumpkin Puns - empty inside
Available on Etsy.

 

10. This seems like a win-win situation. Is that the trick?

Pumpkin Puns - thicc or treat
Available on LookHuman.

 

11. Smash those gourds. Or goals!

Pumpkin Puns - smashing it
Available on Etsy.

 

12. They’re the original kettlebell.

Pumpkin Puns - pumping iron
Available on LookHuman.

 

13. Look, you may as well just put a label on it.

Pumpkin Puns - spice girl
Available on Etsy.

 

14. Why else do you think we do squats?

Pumpkin Puns - squash
Available on LookHuman.

 

15. Now hear us out: spiked pumpkin spice lattes.

Pumpkin Puns - let's get lit
Available on Etsy.

 

16. We really feel like Starbucks’ marketing team is missing out on some serious pun opportunity. 

Pumpkin Puns - llama
Available on LookHuman.

 

17. May we suggest starting with one of these pumpkin beers?

Pumpkin Puns - jacked up
Available on LookHuman.

 

18. Did someone say jam?

Pumpkin Puns - pump up the jam
Available on LookHuman.

 

19. Looking good over there!

Pumpkin Puns - gourd-geous
Available on Etsy.

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Ashley Hubbard
Ashley Hubbard
Ashley Hubbard is a freelance writer and creator. As a Darcy Magazine contributor, she covers all things related to nails, entertainment news, pop culture trends, and more. Additionally, she regularly writes interview-based celebrity stories for Coping with Cancer magazine and has written for other publications, including Let's Eat Cake, Roadtrippers, Greatist, and Healthline. She has also been featured by Impact Travel Alliance as a creative who is transforming travel, and by Matador Network as a vegan travel blogger you should be following on Instagram. 

Ashley is a Nashville unicorn (born, raised, and based), queer, vegan, and dedicated to leaving a positive impact through her life, work, and her website, Wild Hearted. 

When she's not writing, she's traveling, reading a book, trying not to kill her houseplants, worshiping her dog, or having an existential crisis. Follow her on Instagram, TikTok, Facebook and Twitter, and LinkedIn
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