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23 Scorpio Memes That Might Hit A Little Too Close to Home

By Rebecca Swanner | October 21, 2020 | Updated on June 6, 2023 | Leave a Comment
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When it comes to the zodiac signs, Scorpios might be the most divisive of the bunch. Sure, Geminis get a bad rap, but tell someone you’re a Scorpio and they’re either terrified of you or totally get you. That’s why we gathered this list of Scorpio memes.

So, what’s the deal with Scorpios? For the uninitiated, Scorpios are a water sign born between October 22 and November 21st. But where other water signs like Cancer just want to cuddle and help you with your problems, Scorpios want to uncover all your secrets and keep you up until dawn.

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Scorpios are, easily, the most sexual astrology sign, whether or not they’re in their scorpion, snake, or eagle/phoenix form. If you don’t love s-e-x, time to back away slowly and go find someone who prefers to spell out dirty words. Like c-o-a-l. Maybe a Pisces?

Everything Scorpios do is intense and Scorpio season is no different. After all, they’re ruled by Mars. From their love of eye contact to the fact that they have an opinion about everything (even if they don’t share it), if they’re into something they don’t do it halfway. And, that goes for you as well, so if you like a Scorpio, now is the time to get that Costco-sized bottle of KY.

 

23 Funny Scorpio Memes

1. It’s fine.

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A post shared by 𝘽𝙄𝙏𝘾𝙃 𝙍𝙄𝙎𝙄𝙉𝙂 (@bitch.rising)

 

2. But really.

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A post shared by BIG LEO ENERGY 🦁 (hiatus) (@leotopia)

 

3. Truer words have never been spoken.

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4. Easily the sexiest sign of the zodiac (sorry not sorry Leos).
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5. So we know we’re supposed to trust you but

https://twitter.com/sinfulpluto/status/1187077989630205952

 

6. Wait a minute there.

if you think scorpios are the sex gods of the zodiac, imma assume you’re a rookie

— ♡ bri ♡ (@blazinwithbri) September 13, 2020

 

7. Do they know we know?

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8. Doesn’t everything tho?

scorpio szn pic.twitter.com/b9W6Pm8c7o

— 🍑 (@PEACHYBLACKG0RL) October 23, 2019

 

9. Bye bye now.

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A post shared by Scorpiomemood (@scorpiomemood)

 

10. When they say they hate drama.

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11. Sorry, that’s the way it works.

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12. That’s gonna be a no.

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A post shared by SCORPIO QUEEN 👑🌹♏️ (@scorpionsroyalty)

 

13. Quick! What’s another synonym for booty?

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14. No, no, you’re not high maintenance at all.

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15. Sure…

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16. Time well spent.

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17. Does someone need a hug? (We promise not to tell anyone.)

https://www.instagram.com/p/CFz0i0uBAvm/

 

18. Still delicious AF.

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A post shared by SANCTUARY (@sanctuarywrld)

 

19. Let it go…

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A post shared by SCORPIO QUEEN 👑🌹♏️ (@scorpionsroyalty)

 

20. Well this is awkward.

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A post shared by SCORPIO QUEEN 👑🌹♏️ (@scorpionsroyalty)

 

21. But at least it’ll be fun?

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A post shared by Scorpio Memes ✨ (@worldsworstscorpio)

 

 

22. Just no.

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23. :deletes FB account again:

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Rebecca Swanner
Rebecca Swanner
Founder + Editor-in-Chief at Darcy
Pleased to meet you. I'm the founder and Editor-in-Chief of Darcy: The world's first smart, funny lifestyle site for women.

I've written or worked for a wide range of lifestyle sites and magazines, including Billboard, Nylon, Parade, Men's Journal, Us Weekly, Stuff, Blender, Beachbody, Alternative Press, Electronic Gaming Monthly, and more. See more on my LinkedIn.

On the baking side of things, I've run my own baking company and competed on Cupcake Wars, so hit me up with your baking questions! I respond fastest on Instagram where you can find me @darcymagazine

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