When it comes to the zodiac signs, Scorpios might be the most divisive of the bunch. Sure, Geminis get a bad rap, but tell someone you’re a Scorpio and they’re either terrified of you or totally get you. That’s why we gathered this list of Scorpio memes.
So, what’s the deal with Scorpios? For the uninitiated, Scorpios are a water sign born between October 22 and November 21st. But where other water signs like Cancer just want to cuddle and help you with your problems, Scorpios want to uncover all your secrets and keep you up until dawn.
Scorpios are, easily, the most sexual astrology sign, whether or not they’re in their scorpion, snake, or eagle/phoenix form. If you don’t love s-e-x, time to back away slowly and go find someone who prefers to spell out dirty words. Like c-o-a-l. Maybe a Pisces?
Everything Scorpios do is intense and Scorpio season is no different. After all, they’re ruled by Mars. From their love of eye contact to the fact that they have an opinion about everything (even if they don’t share it), if they’re into something they don’t do it halfway. And, that goes for you as well, so if you like a Scorpio, now is the time to get that Costco-sized bottle of KY.
23 Funny Scorpio Memes
1. It’s fine.
2. But really.
3. Truer words have never been spoken.
4. Easily the sexiest sign of the zodiac (sorry not sorry Leos).
5. So we know we’re supposed to trust you but
this the most scorpio shit i’ve ever seen pic.twitter.com/59eERaHlit
— 888 (@sinfulpluto) October 23, 2019
6. Wait a minute there.
if you think scorpios are the sex gods of the zodiac, imma assume you’re a rookie
— ♥ brianna ♡ (@yungchipotle) September 13, 2020
7. Do they know we know?
8. Doesn’t everything tho?
scorpio szn pic.twitter.com/b9W6Pm8c7o
— ???? (@PEACHYBLACKG0RL) October 23, 2019
9. Bye bye now.
10. When they say they hate drama.
11. Sorry, that’s the way it works.
12. That’s gonna be a no.
13. Quick! What’s another synonym for booty?
14. No, no, you’re not high maintenance at all.
15. Sure…
16. Time well spent.
17. Does someone need a hug? (We promise not to tell anyone.)
18. Still delicious AF.
19. Let it go…
20. Well this is awkward.
21. But at least it’ll be fun?
22. Just no.
23. :deletes FB account again:
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