What happened this week? Oh, just a bunch of Not Wordle memes, a stock market correction, and the introduction of the newest hard seltzer flavor: Baja Blast. All while the East Coast prepares for somewhere between two inches and two feet of snow.
Since the 90s seem to be upon us, enjoy this week’s roundup of funny tweets. Best enjoyed while blasting “Informer” in your Discman.
Funny Tweets for the Week
1. Wait until you get the stoplight one.
2. One Haunted Baja Blast coming up.
going back in time to kill a victorian child with one sip of a hard baja blast https://t.co/upjge7bS0t
— Sydney Leathers (@sydneyelainexo) January 28, 2022
3. We see you’ve been in our kitchen.
4. Mmm ok, but where are the fireworks?
5. Honestly, they probably could.
6. Spoiler alert for tomorrow’s Wordle…
7. It’s like pre-workout but without the workout. Or the productivity.
8. Well?
9. Haters will say it’s Photoshopped. (You can actually get the rug here.)
10. They should rename this section immediately.
11. How droll.
12. Omg shhhh. Stopppppp.
13. The Matrix is made of sugar? This makes so much more sense now.
14. And for extra fun, we’ve put spatulas in the drawers.
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I've written or worked for a wide range of lifestyle sites and magazines, including Billboard, Nylon, Parade, Men's Journal, Us Weekly, Stuff, Blender, Beachbody, Alternative Press, Electronic Gaming Monthly, and more. See more on my LinkedIn.
On the baking side of things, I've run my own baking company and competed on Cupcake Wars, so hit me up with your baking questions! I respond fastest on Instagram where you can find me @darcymagazine
Want to know more? Here's my full bio.
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