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25 Horrifically Funny Tweets from Joke Queen Roxi Horror

By Rebecca Swanner | October 14, 2020 | Updated on June 6, 2023 | Leave a Comment
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Roxi Horror Tweets - Possums

When it comes to funny tweets about raccoons (and the occasional possum), no one writes them better than Roxi Horror, also known by her Twitter handle @RoxiQT.

This horror-themed comedian carved out her unique niche after a tweet about summoning demons went viral. Since she’s often got us in stitches (we mean that figuratively this time), we wanted to give her the spotlight. And make her do the hard work by answering our questions while we peruse her TeePublic shop.

https://twitter.com/roxiqt/status/1017599793403609089

 

Q&A with Roxi Horror

Darcy: You’re from Canada. Does cold weather make people naturally funnier?
Roxi Horror: Definitely. I think when you grow up with the constant fear that a moose could be lurking nearby, you are naturally funnier.

Who are some of your favorite other comedians (dead or alive)?
As far as stand-up comics go, I really enjoy Iliza Shlesinger and John Mulaney. Most of my favorite funny people are friends of mine that I’ve met through Twitter: @MichaelaOkla, @smithsara79, @PallaviGunalan, @Skoog, and @KylePlantEmoji to name a few.

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We’d check them out but we’re scared of going on the Internet. Raccoons – why do you love them so much?
I can’t help but adore an animal that is not afraid to break into a coffee shop through the ceiling to steal a donut.

 

Fair. Do you have a favorite raccoon?
My favorite raccoon is a raccoon named Boomer who lives with my friend @CdyRnkn on Twitter. You may have seen Boomer around on Twitter. He is featured in a pretty popular raccoon video where he is wearing sunglasses and enjoying a nice drink in a flamingo pool floatie.

 

That’s the last time we let anyone film us on vacation. Who would win in a battle: Rocket or Meeko? Why?
I like to think that they would not fight each other and instead, team up to ransack a convenience store together. But to answer the question: Rocket would win because he has technology on his side.

 

How did you create or discover your niche?
My first viral tweet was about summoning demons and it just sort of became my personal brand. Roxi Horror is a silly reference to Rocky Horror and then my skull icon is art that I actually made. It all just seemed to mesh well together. I started tweeting about raccoons later.

https://twitter.com/roxiqt/status/944623784908144640

What’s the worst horror movie you’ve ever seen?
The problem with horror movies is that the worse they are, the more I love them. Bad horror movies are actually great horror movies. My favorite horror movie is The Cabin in the Woods.

 

How’d you get into comedy? Any tips for breaking in? Or getting better at Twitter?
It’s kind of a weird story but my dad used to tell me on a regular basis that I was not funny. Then he died. Once he died, I decided to tweet something that was funny to me and it went viral.

Then a bunch of other comics started to notice me. We ended up talking and now I’m here. I think everyone has a different journey when it comes to how they start out in joke Twitter but mine started with my dad being wrong. So I guess my advice to anyone that wants to get into comedy on Twitter is to ignore the haters, believe in yourself and put funny stuff out there. Eventually, if it’s meant to be, other funny people will notice.

25 Funny Tweets from Roxi Horror

1. Did anyone spot a fanged rabbit?

https://twitter.com/roxiqt/status/1025227177283878912

 

2. You heard us.

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A post shared by Roxi Horror 💀🌸 (@roxiqt)

 

3. This hits harder than it should right now.

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A post shared by Roxi Horror 💀🌸 (@roxiqt)

 

4. Mmm delicious.

Roxi Horror Tweets - lasagna

 

5. Zuul is that you?

Roxi Horror Tweets - portal

 

6. Oh whoops sorry we missed your text.

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A post shared by Roxi Horror 💀🌸 (@roxiqt)

 

7. Don’t tempt her.

https://twitter.com/roxiqt/status/1194074991932952576

 

8. What more can we say?

https://twitter.com/roxiqt/status/1315800274217447425

 

9. Do you really want your commute to be worse?

Roxi Horror Tweets - cthulhu

 

10. Next week, boiling water!

https://twitter.com/roxiqt/status/1246607571932327942

 

11. Honestly we follow her for recipe tips.

https://twitter.com/roxiqt/status/1315397361099776000

 

12. It’s on the dresser, isn’t it?

https://twitter.com/roxiqt/status/1314385460886736896

 

13. Same.

https://twitter.com/roxiqt/status/1292953606153437189

 

14. Literally any swamp will do at this point.

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A post shared by Roxi Horror 💀🌸 (@roxiqt)

 

15. No, no, we totally get it.

https://twitter.com/roxiqt/status/1306386965231742977

 

16. Wheeeeeeeee!!!

Roxi Horror Tweets - fish tube

 

17. Excuse us but we’re going to need that dress.

https://twitter.com/roxiqt/status/1304910854979284993

 

18. We hear it’s nice there this time of year.

https://twitter.com/roxiqt/status/1308860910631616516

 

19. What breed is that?

https://twitter.com/roxiqt/status/1288618569643819008

 

20. We’d finish this bu

https://twitter.com/roxiqt/status/1309881194776059906

 

21. Tom Nook is always watching.

Roxi Horror Tweets - animal crossing raccoon

 

22. She found the only silver lining.

https://twitter.com/roxiqt/status/1297945069341810692

 

23. Hmmmm?

https://twitter.com/roxiqt/status/1260365310802251779

 

24. We’re gonna show ourselves out.

https://twitter.com/roxiqt/status/1043407334330888192

 

25. This is awkward for both of us.

Roxi Horror Tweets - Possums

Love her Tweets? Shop her TeePublic store to own an official RoxiQT design. Our eyes are on this raccoon sweatshirt.
Roxi Horror Tweets - raccoon sweatshirt

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Rebecca Swanner
Rebecca Swanner
Founder + Editor-in-Chief at Darcy
Pleased to meet you. I'm the founder and Editor-in-Chief of Darcy: The world's first smart, funny lifestyle site for women.

I've written or worked for a wide range of lifestyle sites and magazines, including Billboard, Nylon, Parade, Men's Journal, Us Weekly, Stuff, Blender, Beachbody, Alternative Press, Electronic Gaming Monthly, and more. See more on my LinkedIn.

On the baking side of things, I've run my own baking company and competed on Cupcake Wars, so hit me up with your baking questions! I respond fastest on Instagram where you can find me @darcymagazine

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