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Home » Seasonal » Halloween

These 35 Witch Puns Have Some Serious Hex Appeal

By Ashley Hubbard | October 13, 2020 | Updated on June 6, 2023 | Leave a Comment
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Witch puns - Spell Yeah

These witch puns have us feeling super magical. It may be Halloween two months out of the year, but those who practice witchcraft do it all year long. And, we have it on good authority that they like to laugh too. Salem told us.

Whether you’ve got your own coven or just love a good spooky pun, sit back and relax, watch Practical Magic or take a bath with one of these witch-worthy goth bath bombs because we’ve done all the work for you by gathering this crafty wordplay.

35 Witch Puns

1. Just so we’re clear.
Witch puns - Took a DNA test turns out I'm 100% that witch
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2. I mean we used our tarot deck to decide breakfast this morning so…
Witch puns - Avid Reader pin
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3. Not even three amucks.
Witch puns - I don't give amuck
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4. Don’t mess with the Queen.
Witch puns - Bee Witched Bee mug
Available at LookHuman.

 

5. And, get my hair on everything.
Witch puns - I wanna get familiar with you
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6. Our crystal ball is giving out weird predictions.
Witch puns - Totally psyched
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7. The perfect sweatshirt to wear with your resting witch face.
Witch puns - Witch please
Available at Twig & Stone Designs.

 

8. Who says hairless cats can’t show love?
Witch puns - I hope your birthday is purrrfectly magical
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9. We’re sure those are totally normal pies.
Witch puns - Easy bake oven
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10. Now who’s the GOAT?
Witch puns - Don't even goat there
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11. Goes down easy.
Witch-puns-Cult 45 witches brew
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12. And, we never mean ducking.
Witch puns - Witches use spell check
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13. What better way to wake up your intuition than with some really strong coffee?
Witch puns - The Donut
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14. She’s might love her PSLs, but she’s still a classic.
Witch puns - Basic witch
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15. She’s got her own boo crew, too.
Witch puns - Witches be trippin
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16. Show your pride off with this magical mug.
Witch puns - Bihexual witch
Available at Look Human.

 

17. Your new farmer’s market bag awaits.
Witch puns - Embalm and carrion
Available at Etsy.

 

18. Because the cat is getting on your computer one way or another.
Witch puns - Witch please
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19. How we feel after five minutes on the treadmill.
Witch puns - Get me the hex out of here
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20. When yo’uve perfected it.
Witch puns - Bitchcraft
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21. Flaunt that stuff.
Witch puns - Big witch energy
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22. IPAs were so five years ago.
Witch puns - I've been getting into these microbrews lately

 

23. When you want to be seasonal but mostly just for one season.
Witch puns - We witch you a merry christmas
Available at Look Human.

 

24. Feeling crafty?
Witch puns - Witch crafts
Available at Etsy.

 

25. Aren’t you?
Witch puns - Witch and Famous
Available at Etsy

 

26. Get a grip, Zelda.
Witch puns - Don't go flying off the handle

 

27. When your familiar is a goose.
Witch puns - Hocus Ponkus
Available at Etsy.
28. This beer is extra hoppy.
Witch puns - Gently stir yeast and grain into water then simply add hops. Witch adds a frog

 

29. Ok, this one’s a little corny even for us.
Witch puns - Halloween's no the same if I can't be witch you
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30. How many miles do you have on your broom?
Witch puns - Frequent flyer
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31. The Hallow-Queen is here.
Witch puns - Bow down witches
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31. This collection of herbs really is quite fetching.
Witch puns - Witches take spelfies
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32. We just can’t hide it.
Witch puns - I am so hexcited
Available at Etsy.
 

33. We have to wash our hair and cast spells and things.
Witch puns - My weekend is all booked
Available at Look Human.

 

34. Can we get a…
Witch puns - Spell Yeah
Available at Look Human.

 

35. Clever.
Witch puns - What you you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand witch

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Ashley Hubbard
Ashley Hubbard
Ashley Hubbard is a freelance writer and creator. As a Darcy Magazine contributor, she covers all things related to nails, entertainment news, pop culture trends, and more. Additionally, she regularly writes interview-based celebrity stories for Coping with Cancer magazine and has written for other publications, including Let's Eat Cake, Roadtrippers, Greatist, and Healthline. She has also been featured by Impact Travel Alliance as a creative who is transforming travel, and by Matador Network as a vegan travel blogger you should be following on Instagram. 

Ashley is a Nashville unicorn (born, raised, and based), queer, vegan, and dedicated to leaving a positive impact through her life, work, and her website, Wild Hearted. 

When she's not writing, she's traveling, reading a book, trying not to kill her houseplants, worshiping her dog, or having an existential crisis. Follow her on Instagram, TikTok, Facebook and Twitter, and LinkedIn
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