These witch puns have us feeling super magical. It may be Halloween two months out of the year, but those who practice witchcraft do it all year long. And, we have it on good authority that they like to laugh too. Salem told us.
Whether you’ve got your own coven or just love a good spooky pun, sit back and relax, watch Practical Magic or take a bath with one of these witch-worthy goth bath bombs because we’ve done all the work for you by gathering this crafty wordplay.
35 Witch Puns
1. Just so we’re clear.
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2. I mean we used our tarot deck to decide breakfast this morning so…
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3. Not even three amucks.
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4. Don’t mess with the Queen.
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5. And, get my hair on everything.
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6. Our crystal ball is giving out weird predictions.
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7. The perfect sweatshirt to wear with your resting witch face.
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8. Who says hairless cats can’t show love?
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9. We’re sure those are totally normal pies.
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10. Now who’s the GOAT?
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11. Goes down easy.
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12. And, we never mean ducking.
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13. What better way to wake up your intuition than with some really strong coffee?
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14. She’s might love her PSLs, but she’s still a classic.
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15. She’s got her own boo crew, too.
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16. Show your pride off with this magical mug.
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17. Your new farmer’s market bag awaits.
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18. Because the cat is getting on your computer one way or another.
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19. How we feel after five minutes on the treadmill.
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20. When yo’uve perfected it.
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21. Flaunt that stuff.
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22. IPAs were so five years ago.
23. When you want to be seasonal but mostly just for one season.
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24. Feeling crafty?
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25. Aren’t you?
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26. Get a grip, Zelda.
27. When your familiar is a goose.
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28. This beer is extra hoppy.
29. Ok, this one’s a little corny even for us.
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30. How many miles do you have on your broom?
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31. The Hallow-Queen is here.
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31. This collection of herbs really is quite fetching.
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32. We just can’t hide it.
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33. We have to wash our hair and cast spells and things.
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34. Can we get a…
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35. Clever.
Ashley is a Nashville unicorn (born, raised, and based), queer, vegan, and dedicated to leaving a positive impact through her life, work, and her website, Wild Hearted.
When she's not writing, she's traveling, reading a book, trying not to kill her houseplants, worshiping her dog, or having an existential crisis. Follow her on Instagram, TikTok, Facebook and Twitter, and LinkedIn
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