When it comes to astrology, there are three types of people. Those who want to know your birth time and birth place (and occasionally, your mother’s maiden name), those who think it’s fun but don’t really care, and those who are allergic to any mention of zodiac signs, planetary shifts, and those first people.
If you’re one of the first two, you’ll probably enjoy these zodiac memes. If you’re the latter, here’s a Benadryl.
21 Zodiac Memes
1. Good to see you also aren’t wearing your lucky shirt for the game.
2. Who else’s sign are you reading?
3. Feels slightly less dangerous.
4. It depends. Is there air conditioning?
Scorpio: do you want to go to a dungeon
Crush: it’s summer— Astro Poets (@poetastrologers) June 12, 2021
5. When you say your sign isn’t toxic but you it’s not just Geminis that are the problem.
6. En route!
7. Too true. Or if you’re Cancer, crying all year long.
8. All the Halloween costume inspo you need.
9. Wild guess… Pisces is in the top right?
10. If not in 2019, definitely now.
What the signs deserve in 2019-
Aries: peace
Taurus: rest
Gemini: happiness
Cancer: love
Leo: okay now
Virgo: that they've
Libra: stopped reading
Scorpio: I think
Sagittarius: straight men
Capricorn: might be onto us
Aquarius: about controlling
Pisces: the moon— G. L. Di Vittorio (@ginadivittorio) January 7, 2019
11. A little aggro, but they’ve got a point.
12. :scratches head:
Taurus: are my friends ok does anyone need to go to Paris
Also Taurus: my summer plans are not leaving my house— Astro Poets (@poetastrologers) June 12, 2021
13. Virgo breathes a sigh of relief.
14. Growth is hard. We mean hot.
15. Such a good host you are, Capricorn!
16. Hey guys!
Virgo: is everyone ok!?
Everyone: we’re ok
Virgo: is everyone having a good time!?
Everyone: yeah
Virgo: ok next check-in in 10 minutes!!!
Everyone: *mutes Virgo*— Astro Poets (@poetastrologers) June 5, 2021
17. You don’t get to know now.
18. Libra, you’ve really got to use your words.
19. Sorry, what?
20. Don’t even get us started on our Mars.
21. We would never…
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