Girls, we run the bedroom.
It was us. We let the dogs out.
Striptease with a side of murder.
Ideally, not when they’re in the middle of a meeting.
These toys really suck.
Save a horse, ride a consenting partner.
The answers are… not what you’d expect.
Or does this rose have a thorn?
You’ll never look at the cherry emoji the same way again.
A shopping trip might be in order.