We don’t always recommend hopping on the latest TikTok trend, since we don’t want you to go to the hospital for milk crate climbing injuries. But trying out a trendy sex toy to give a Rose Vibrator review is a risk we’re willing to take.
The possibly Bachelorette-inspired toy went viral on TikTok with tons of raving, minute-long reviews. Apparently that’s more than enough time for a recap, since many users reported orgasming within 30 seconds.
But does the Rose Vibrator live up to the hype? For the good of clits across America, we decided to find out.
Available at RoseToyOfficial.com
What Is the Rose Vibrator?
The Rose Vibrator, or Rose Toy, is a small, rose-shaped suction sex toy. They’re really not trying to confuse us with the name, and we appreciate that. Same goes for the website you can get it from: RoseToyOfficial.com. (You can also order it from Adam and Eve.)
Suction vibrators stimulate the clitoris with classic vibration and with air suction to make it feel like the oral sex from a tireless mouth. The Rose Toy has one button that turns on the power and clicks through the ten vibrator and suction modes. It comes with a USB magnetic charger to power up to 120 minutes of use time.
It also comes with a soft, pink lint-free bag that you can use if you ever want to put the toy away (you won’t).
There are five color versions to choose from: red, pink, purple, black, and blue. What color rose symbolizes orgasms? We’ll just get a whole bouquet to be safe.
I also tried out the Rose Toy with Dildo. The dildo attached to the flower with a silicone cord and is controlled by a second button on the rose. Each have ten different modes – the dildo vibrates and thrusts and the rose vibrates and sucks.
Multitasking at its absolute finest.
How Does the Rose Toy Work?
For sucking action, place the center hole over your clitoris and hold the power button to turn it on. Then, click the power button again. The rose will start sucking like it’s trying to get the last sip of a thick milkshake. Is that why there are all these boys in our yard?
The Rose Toy has ten sucking and vibrating modes. You use the power button to click through the different modes. You can also use the toy on other sensitive parts of your body, like your nipples or neck. All our teen fashions are back in style – maybe hickeys are too?
Our Official Rose Vibrator Review
The Rose Vibrator is even cuter in person than it looked online. The silicone is silky smooth and the size is very satisfying to hold in my tiny hands. The attached dildo even had leaf designs etched into the toy so that it looks like the stem.
I definitely prefer its cutesy design over other toys with bulging veins that make me feel like I robbed the Terminator of his most important tool.
The vibrator’s approachable design makes it the perfect starter clit sucker. The wide base is easy to hold for solo play. To those saying this toy will get the job done in 30 seconds or less: you can add me to the list.
I went from opening the box to orgasming in minutes. I just hope my mail carrier got out of screaming range in time.
The suction modes are intense and get the job done. You can’t control the vibration and suction separately, but some modes are almost all suction with no vibration, and vice versa. I recommend trying out the modes on the tip of your nose or finger to feel the intensity of the modes before you stick in on the most sensitive part of your body.
The wide, round shape of the Rose Vibrator would make this toy difficult to use with a partner if you want your partner involved beyond, “hold this.” I recommend it for solo play, positions with clear space around your clit, like spooning, or nipple play.
The sound was relatively quiet for how powerful the motor was. But I can’t speak to how quiet you will be while you’re using it. My neighbors may have complaints, but I also haven’t left the bedroom to check.
I did eventually need to take a shower and can confirm that the toy is waterproof.
I was less impressed with the Rose Toy with Dildo. The dildo itself was nothing to write home about: it was small with light thrusting and vibrating action. Between the bulbous shape of the rose and the length of the silicone cord, I had difficulty getting everything in place without the toys knocking into each other and out of me.
Once I got the two parts in place, I had to avoid yanking them out while controlling two different buttons. I would rather combine the vibrator with a better dildo and not get tangled up in the cord.
Where Can I Buy the Rose Toy Vibrator?
Due to its popularity, Amazon is full of different versions of it. But not all of them are good quality. Since the sex toy industry is unregulated, it’s hard to know who the sellers are and if their version of the rose is made with body-safe materials.
Stick to trusted sex toy manufacturers that use medical grade silicone. Our Rose Toy was made by Adormie and was gifted by RoseToyOfficial.com. You can order a similar one from Adam and Eve.
In her free time, she enjoys volunteering for reproductive justice causes, dropping that she worked at Walt Disney World into every conversation, and using her Wedding and Events Planner certification to throw Survivor watch parties. See more of her work on her website or follow her on Twitter @maddihiggs.
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