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25 Tweets From Dana Donnelly To Distract You From Coming Recession

By Mac McCann | August 16, 2019 | Updated on June 5, 2023 | Leave a Comment
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This week, our comedian spotlight is on Dana Donnelly — aka @danadonly on Twitter — who grew up in the Silicon Valley and now lives in LA. The self-proclaimed “crop top comedian” writes and acts and performs at clubs and theaters around LA. Shortly after graduating from college, HBOAccess selected her to develop a pilot for their Writing Fellowship. In it, the guy she likes texts her back.

Spoiler alert!

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25 Funny Tweets from Dana Donnelly

1. If he doesn’t like ’em all, why are you even with him?
https://twitter.com/danadonly/status/1146580748259995649

2. Goals.
https://twitter.com/danadonly/status/1149724639225978880

3. Seriously, what year is this? No, really. 2015?
https://twitter.com/danadonly/status/1160371844907597826

4. We’re v good at spotting red flags. Yep, none here!
https://twitter.com/danadonly/status/1138670069179867136

5. Weird. We didn’t see that coming.
https://twitter.com/danadonly/status/1162441593988640768

6. Don’t start on our DIY facemasks.
https://twitter.com/danadonly/status/1154558525185466368

7. Please. Tell me more about your TPS reports.
https://twitter.com/danadonly/status/1162501520677457920

8. Common mistake.
https://twitter.com/danadonly/status/1148009014589968384

9. Next you’re going to tell me we have to answer the door when Postmates arrives.
https://twitter.com/danadonly/status/1156732483020345344

10. You’re such an Aries.
https://twitter.com/danadonly/status/1151236893922566144

11. Wait, should we be?
https://twitter.com/danadonly/status/1161848008285147136

12. Does he not know the half plus seven rule?
https://twitter.com/danadonly/status/1159514137774317568

13. Plot twist: one of them is on Tinder.
https://twitter.com/danadonly/status/1159170248475459585

14. Win none. Also lose none?
https://twitter.com/danadonly/status/1158885102396461056

15. Growth.
https://twitter.com/danadonly/status/1159197708973854720

16. Meanwhile, back on MySpace…
https://twitter.com/danadonly/status/1160681622934446081

17. We’re intrigued.
https://twitter.com/danadonly/status/1159658050493411329

18. It’s #25 on Cosmo’s list of signs he likes you back. Go check. We’ll wait.
https://twitter.com/danadonly/status/1162044100243148800

19. Maybe we shouldn’t leave him on read so often.
https://twitter.com/danadonly/status/1160012845326598145

20. He’s probably just busy at work.
https://twitter.com/danadonly/status/1158911068439109633

21. Thanks for coming to our TED talk.
https://twitter.com/danadonly/status/1159888359407271937

22. Movement is overrated.
https://twitter.com/danadonly/status/1158174801111859200

23. We mean, no. But yes. But no.
https://twitter.com/danadonly/status/1157426627917127681

24. You can always count on mom to say the right things.
https://twitter.com/danadonly/status/1155573692828491781

25. Too soon?
https://twitter.com/danadonly/status/1151403658925318146
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Mac McCann
Mac McCann
I’m Mac McCann, a social media expert and writer based in Austin, Texas.

I can be found on Twitter at @macmccanntx or at my site, Mac McCann.

I’ve written hundreds of articles on a wide variety of topics. My work has been published in more than a dozen publications, including The Dallas Morning News, The Chicago Tribune, Newsday, The Houston Chronicle, The Seattle Times, Complex, The Charlotte Observer, Sun-Sentinel, The Austin American-Statesman, Reason, Austin Chronicle, Hawaii Tribune-Herald, Dallas Observer, OC Weekly, The La Crosse Tribune, The Intelligencer, The South Bend Tribune, Phoenix New Times, and more.
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