‘Tis the season to wear funny Christmas pajamas. Fa la la la…no? That’s not how the song goes? Well anyway, while we’ve got you here…check out these hilarious Christmas PJs! No need to thank us. All in a day’s work for us elves.
From onesies to flannel pants to punny t-shirts, we found something cozy for everyone – nice, naughty, and everything in between. Whether you’re wearing them with a deep sense of irony, for a party, or to provoke a relative we’ve got you covered.
And don’t worry, there’s nothing as ridiculous as the Holiday Armadillo here. Mostly just because it doesn’t exist…yet. Hey Sharks, have we got a pitch for you!
13 Funny Christmas Pajamas
1. Christmas Tree Toss Game Jumpsuit
Turn Christmas morning into a game! This onesie comes with velcro “ornaments” that stick to the tree, so your loved ones get to throw balls at you and test out their aim. Or your not so loved ones, depending on how hard they throw.
Available on Tipsy Elves
2. I Put Out For Santa Pajama Set
Now you can simultaneously be on the nice and naughty list. Why are we not surprised that they both involve cookies?
Available on Cafe Press
3. Personalized Photo Pajamas
There are so many ways to customize this funny Christmas pajama set. Should we get Seth from The O.C celebrating Chrismukkah, or that photo of our sibling drooling in their sleep from last year? Decisions, decisions.
Available on Etsy
4. Gingerbread Man Onesie
Is it really Christmas if we don’t scare the Christmas spirit out of our poor unsuspecting relative who refuses to get glasses? Jack Skellington would say certainly not.
Available on Etsy
5. Drinking Game Christmas Jumpsuit
Don’t let your siblings miss out on the interactive Christmas pajamas. This one also comes with velcro balls, and this time there’s a drinking game involved! We’re sure they mean for water. Oh, all you have is eggnog? We’re sure that’ll work, too.
Available on Tipsy Elves
6. Ekouaer Pajamas Sets Long Sleeve Sleepwear
When your family asks why you’re so tired on Christmas morning, just say you were up late working in Santa’s workshop. Where they happened to have a lot of mulled wine…
Available on Amazon
7. Snowman Onesie
This is perfect for when you want to go unnoticed on your morning stroll. Or really confuse your neighbors in August.
Available on Amazon
8. Men’s Gingerbread One Piece
You are going to look delicious in this! Let’s hope no one tries don’t to eat you. Or does. Whatever you’re into.
Available on Amazon
9. Is it Me? Am I A Drama? Grinch Sweater
Owning up to your fiendish ways with a delightfully playful sweater might just trick Santa into putting you on the nice list. Uh…not that we didn’t think you were there already…
Available on Etsy
10. Women’s Tree Time Jumpsuit
You can wear this for Christmas, and then repurpose it for a pinata party! On second thought…maybe just stick with Christmas.
Available on Tipsy Elves
11. A Christmas Story Bunny Costume
If anyone doesn’t get why this is a Christmas onesie, you know you have some movie explaining to do. Assuming your tongue isn’t stuck to a frozen pole, that is.
Available on Amazon
12. Chest Nuts Couples Pajama Shirts
We love the layers of puns with this couples pajama set. It’s perfect for staying nice and toasty next to an open fire. Okay, okay not that close!
Available on Amazon
13. Christmas Cat Pajama Bottoms
Cats and Christmas? Santa really must exist! Don’t worry, there’s a version for all you dog lovers too. Now about that armadillo…
Available on Amazon
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