Last week, a report on the “Celebs with the Worst Private Jet Co2 Emissions ” from sustainability marketing firm the Yard revealed that none other than Taylor Swift was the worst offender.
As Swift’s management swooped in to do damage control, everyone else took to Twitter to write some choice tweets and memes roasting her for her not-so-friendly climate practices.
According to the report, which gathered the bulk of their data from @CelebJets, a Twitter account that tracks the movement of celebrity jets, Swift’s “average flight time is just 80 minutes and an average of 139.36 miles per flight. Her total flight emissions for the year come in at 8,293.54 tonnes, or 1,184.8 times more than the average person’s total annual emissions.”
According to what Swift‘s management told E! News, “Taylor’s jet is loaned out regularly to other individuals. To attribute most or all of these trips to her is blatantly incorrect.”
Either way, it’s still not climate friendly in the least. So, here’s the best tweets and memes about Taylor and her private jet.
The Funniest (Not-So-Funny) Tweets and Memes About Taylor Swift’s Private Jet
1. Hot girl walks are so earlier this summer.
video of taylor swift going to get a glass of water pic.twitter.com/YctZlW1IlQ
— jack || ifb (@state_of_slay_) July 30, 2022
2. To be fair, she does live in a very large house.
taylor swift going to her living room from her bedroom pic.twitter.com/er2llGRj8n
— Serg (@chromaticrawler) July 30, 2022
3. Gotta go! On my way to get coffee!
taylor swift’s cameo in lady gaga’s hold my hand music video pic.twitter.com/d8H2PSwAiQ
— lem (@ratikyle) July 30, 2022
4. Leave salt out of this.
5. Just 99 cents!
Taylor swift going to the corner store for hot Cheetos and Arizona tea pic.twitter.com/AoNTLOgrGW
— Fruit Fan (@ImgivingupMama) July 30, 2022
6. Excuse you. It’s called recycling.
7. Did a volcano write this?
8. Ohhhhhhh.
taylor swift meant these lyrics when she wrote them and y’all just didn’t listen pic.twitter.com/8FhaTgCQsK
— miguel (@cowboyinwoods13) July 30, 2022
9. What it was an electric one? Could you imagine?
taylor swift after being forced to travel in a car instead of her private jet : pic.twitter.com/fgSEtbNb9T
— Ron???? (@evermoretrack2) July 30, 2022
10. FYC?
taylor swift watching the deepwater horizon oil spill pic.twitter.com/fCe8Z4oRNT
— Serg (@chromaticrawler) July 30, 2022
11. Air drying is the best.
taylor swift drying her hair because her hair dryer brokepic.twitter.com/vRWvPm3mqo
— benjamin ᱬ (@mylifelessframe) July 30, 2022
12. And then walked 500 more.
13. Just out here clearing the vibes, babe.
taylor swift on her way to spread salt in the air to kickstart the month of august pic.twitter.com/uIA3v86Fz2
— mich (@folkloreslaps) July 30, 2022
14. I’mma let you finish, but…
Taylor Swift makes history as this year’s artist with the most CO2 emissions. She is the first female musician to do so ???? https://t.co/gJrdWXwkKU
— Paul McCallion (@OrangePaulp) July 29, 2022
15. She heard their Halloween stuff is out.
Taylor Swift when she gets asked to go on a target run pic.twitter.com/UqcppcPlVo
— Bob (@tweetsbybob_) July 30, 2022
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