For those who have ever worked a cash register, stocked shelves, or dealt with demanding customers, these working retail memes can offer a cathartic release. Sure, getting a full break without someone interrupting you would be nice. But we can’t make miracles happen, okay?
From infamous “Karen” encounters to relatable scenarios of shrinking patience on busy sale days, and just the dumbest questions you’ve ever heard, these retail memes give a voice to the silent heroes of this industry, reminding us that they, too, have stories to tell.
And if you ruined their nicely organized display, one of those stories is probably about you.
The Funniest Working In Retail Memes
1. No, this is just the latest Best Buy/Gucci collab.
2. Literally the only reason we go to the gym.
3. Stop it right now.
4. We live for this thrill. Side note: we should get more exciting hobbies.
5. Where’s our Academy Award?
6. Hey Siri, play Alanis Morissette.
7. Be cool be cool be cool…
8. How will we ever recover from laughing so hard.
10. Why do you choose to hurt us like this?
11. At least it keeps us away from all the customers in person?
12. Great, we’re doing well, too.
13. Where do we begin?
14. We deserve a kitten and a giant frozen margarita, but here we are!
15. Name a more annoying six words in the English language. We’ll wait.
16. Who needs The Real Housewives when you have the drama of The Real Customers?
17. ~ Karma is our boyfriend… ~
18. Your membership card has been revoked.
19. Bring out the champagne!
20. Follow us for more retail job hacks.
21. If we start crying, do you think they’ll let us go?
22. The Look is strong.
23. Where to start…
24. We’d be rich if we got a dollar for every dumb question we’ve heard. Or if we just got paid a better wage.
25. The Lion King hits different once you’ve been in retail.
26. Name a better feeling. Spoiler: there is none.
27. Well, well, well, how the turn tables…
28. If we owned the place, do you think we’d be standing here for nine hours straight?
29. And a lot of coffee.
30. Whale this feels uncomfortable.
31. Do you have a comedy special on Netflix?
32. A corner has never looked more interesting.
33. Also, our face is frozen in this position and we would like it to…not be.
34. We ask again, where is our acting award?
35. Give us like…a quarter century to decompress.
36. The temperature is great back here.
37. This does not mean what you think it means.
38. What on Earth could a locked door mean?
39. It’s a sacred place.
40. We haven’t felt well-rested since we folded our first shirt.
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