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19 Fall Puns That Are Just Too Gourd

By Ashley Hubbard | August 18, 2021 | Updated on August 14, 2023 | Leave a Comment
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Fall Puns - I have no morels crewneck
Fall Puns - Trick Rawr Treat Card
Fall Puns - Having a Gourd Time Mug
Fall Puns - Hay, it's in my Jeans
Fall Puns - Beetlejuice tee
Fall Puns - Butternut Be Here Past Nine
Fall Puns - You're Flan-tastic
Fall Puns - Mushroom Mates Pullover
Fall Puns - I have no morels crewneck

When there are pumpkins to be carved, apples to be picked, and leaves to be raked, there is someone we are definitely paying to do all of this because TBH that sounds like a lot. Plus, we’re busy compiling these fall puns.

Whether you’re into the cozy autumn aesthetic, the spookiness of Halloween, or somewhere in between, there is plenty of unbe-leaf-able wordplay for all your perfect fall Instagram captions.

 

19 Fall Puns

1. We’re here for morel support.

Fall Puns - I have no morels crewneck
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2. Smash the pumpkins.

Fall Puns - Squash the haters crew
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3. Status – mastered.

Fall Puns - Pumpkin patch body gourd shape

 

4. It’s gonna be a real garden-variety party.

Fall Puns - Thanksgiving gnomies tee
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5. You heard the lady.

Fall Puns - Fall Puns are great gourdamit
Photo Credit: @eileenmaryoconnell

 

6. Channel the flannel.

Fall Puns - You're Flan-tastic
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7. #4567 why fall is the best season – only undead bugs remain.

Fall Puns - Beetlejuice tee
Available on Etsy.

 

8. But only if you’re truly in-vested in the season.

Fall Puns - har-vest
Photo Credit: @monte7791

 

9. And they said you can’t make friends in the woods.

Fall Puns - Mushroom Mates Pullover
Available on Etsy.

 

10. #SquashGoals

Fall Puns - Butternut forget how much I love You Card
Available on Etsy.

 

11. And sometimes after too.

Fall Puns - Nightmare Before Coffee Mug
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12. Who is gonna help him open up all that candy?

Fall Puns - Trick Rawr Treat Card
Available on Etsy.

 

13. Call us Ms. Fahrenheit.

Fall Puns - Having a Gourd Time Mug
Available on LookHuman.

 

14. Is this on the secret menu?

Fall Puns - pugkin spice latte

 

15. Gandalf, what is in that pipe?

Fall Puns - Gourd of the Rings

 

16. It runs on PSL.

Fall Puns - autumn-mobile
Photo Credit: @monte7791

 

17. We think it’s a mixture.

Fall Puns - maple leaves dog

 

18. He’s outstanding in his field.

Fall Puns - Hay, it's in my Jeans
Photo Credit: u/sabrinalynn1983

 

19. Unless you have pie.

Fall Puns - Butternut Be Here Past Nine
Photo Credit: @freckledlemonshop
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Ashley Hubbard
Ashley Hubbard
Ashley Hubbard is a freelance writer and creator. As a Darcy Magazine contributor, she covers all things related to nails, entertainment news, pop culture trends, and more. Additionally, she regularly writes interview-based celebrity stories for Coping with Cancer magazine and has written for other publications, including Let's Eat Cake, Roadtrippers, Greatist, and Healthline. She has also been featured by Impact Travel Alliance as a creative who is transforming travel, and by Matador Network as a vegan travel blogger you should be following on Instagram. 

Ashley is a Nashville unicorn (born, raised, and based), queer, vegan, and dedicated to leaving a positive impact through her life, work, and her website, Wild Hearted. 

When she's not writing, she's traveling, reading a book, trying not to kill her houseplants, worshiping her dog, or having an existential crisis. Follow her on Instagram, TikTok, Facebook and Twitter, and LinkedIn
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