43 Fall Jokes Perfect for Your Autumnal Captions

This season, get ready to fall into a pile of laughter leaves as we embark on an autumnal journey filled with a whole bushel of Fall jokes.

We’re diving headfirst into the pumpkin-spiced wonderland of Autumn with jokes and fall puns that are sharper than a scarecrow’s wit. Whether you’re sipping on your third Pumpkin Spice Latte of the day or you’ve already made a hundred TikTok videos in piles of leaves, these fall jokes are the seasoning your captions deserve.

With the crisp air and vibrant foliage comes a bountiful harvest of fall jokes that are ripe for the picking. From pumpkin puns that are as gourd-geous to witty quips and wordplay that will have you fall-ing off your chair, we’re shedding seriousness and embracing the autumnal absurdity.

43 Funny Fall Jokes

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
What do you call a tree that cheats in autumn? A “con-ifer.”
Why did the leaf go to the doctor? It was feeling a bit green!
How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? I-scream!
Why did the scarecrow blush? Because it saw the cornfield’s “ear”-resistible beauty!
What’s a pumpkin’s favorite sport? Squash!
What did the tree say to the lumberjack in the Fall? “Leaf me alone!”
What do you call a witch’s garage? A “broom closet.”
What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? Straw-berries!

What did one leaf say to the other? “I’m falling for you!”
What’s a vampire‘s favorite Fall activity? Going apple biting!
Why did the ghost go to the dance? To show off its “boo”-tiful moves!
How do trees get on the Internet? They log in!
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timberrrrrrr!
Why did the apple turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? Because he had no body to go with!
What’s a ghost‘s favorite fall candy? “Boo” berries!
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter? Pumpkin Pi.
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride? An autumn-mobile!
What’s the best thing to put into a pecan pie? Your teeth.
Why are apples so bad in interrogations? They always crumble.
Who lives in the scary Hundred Acre Wood? Winnie the Boo.

Why do ghosts like to ride in elevators in the fall? It lifts their spirits!
What is it called when a tree takes some time off? Paid leaf.
How do you describe a mushroom party? It’s a “cap”-tivating event!
What’s a mushroom’s favorite game? “Spore-t” of hide and seek!

What’s a vampire’s favorite fall holiday? Fangs-giving!
UK: We call it “Autumn,” from the French word “Automne,” and later, from the Latin “Autumnus.” USA: We call it Fall because leaves fall down.
Why are trees so carefree and easygoing? Because every fall, they let loose.
What’s a leaf’s favorite subject in school? Chemis-tree!
What do Jedi trees say to each other? “May the forest be with you.”
What did the black cat say to the pumpkin? “You’re purr-fectly orange!”
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash.
What is the cutest season of the year? Awwtumn.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he’s a real “fun-guy”!
What did the ground say when fall came? Well that’s a re-leaf.
Why did the pumpkin go to the doctor? It was feeling a bit squashed!
Why did the leaf blush? Because it saw the rake’s appreciative glances!
What’s Voltaire’s favorite dessert? Candide apples.
What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.
What’s James Bond’s favorite hot drink? Pumpkin spy-ce latte.
Why was the robot couple’s anniversary in the fall? They were autumn mated.

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