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Home » Funny » Funniest Tweets From Women

25 Funny Tweets We Loved From Women This Week

By Rebecca Swanner | October 19, 2020 | Updated on June 6, 2023 | Leave a Comment
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Funny Tweets from Women

Another week, more funny tweets by women. You know the drill, right? This week we watched the Bachelorette for the first time (do not recommend sorry not sorry), but the premiere episode did result in some pretty silly memes. We also discovered that Costco is selling those hot chocolate bombs and that we need to make some peanut butter chocolate ones.

Oh, and heads up, Mercury is in retrograde.

Want more hilarious tweets? See our past roundups, check out our Jokes, or just follow us on Twitter at @letseatcakeblog.

25 Funny Tweets by Women

1. We love lamp.

Funny Tweets from Women - normal people kissing

 

2. Both are very good doggos.

For my astrophysics friends pic.twitter.com/aTb7cVKxJm

— Jasmine 🌌🔭 (@astro_jaz) October 16, 2020

 

3. Well, at least there was a promising start?

how it started: how it’s going: pic.twitter.com/Q7yHnZWYgg

— Cain Maddox (@ctrlshifti) October 11, 2020

 

4. We really can’t take the Elder Ones anywhere. Here’s more funny tweets from @RoxiQT

https://twitter.com/roxiqt/status/1314702223453097984

 

5. Pucker up!

https://twitter.com/uwubiibi/status/1315803270552719360

 

6. We’re going for bronze at best.

https://twitter.com/catcohen/status/1316201326792052738

 

7. They weren’t wrong.

https://twitter.com/iatemuggles/status/1314923917832794112

 

8. Time to find a new shrink again.

my therapist: you’re a good person

me: oh no I’ve tricked you too

— ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) October 13, 2020

 

9. Posh Spice is just another name for herbes de Provence

the spice girls should have had names like Turmeric. baby isn’t even a spice

— rax ‘leads with her crotch’ king (@RaxKingIsDead) October 12, 2020

 

10. We’re here to help!

https://twitter.com/iatemuggles/status/1300383999370694656

 

11. Where else do you think Jaws came from?

People always throwing cursed objects into the sea hello, no that is how you get haunted sharks

— jess (retired) (@jessokfine) August 9, 2017

 

12. Don’t even get us started on croissants.

https://twitter.com/bubsXbaby/status/1317341359993425920

 

13. Is it over yet?

I am not a good hugger. Tonight a friend hugged me and I dropped some crackers I was holding and just gently said “my crackers” while waiting for the hug to end

— Ally (@TragicAllyHere) January 27, 2019

 

14. Yes but we’re still replying “stop.”

I get why we shouldn’t but I still wish we could start text-banking convos with “u up?” so that more people reply

— Karen Chee (@karencheee) October 17, 2020

 

15. You can’t make us.

“check your email” no, that’s where the emails live

— Rachel (@femaleredhead) October 15, 2020

 

16. Maybe it’s time we finally focused on ourselves.

https://twitter.com/SadSpookySeason/status/1316906244481888258

 

17. The kombucha is never going to recover from this.

Me: *makes a left at the light*

My groceries in back:

🧅
🍓 🥖 🥐
🥫 🧀

🍎 🧄 🥕

🥦
🥫 🍩

— 🥴steph🥴 (@eff_yeah_steph) October 14, 2020

 

18. Wilted bag of spinach, we see you. We’re still not going to eat you. But we see you.

The average age of items in my fridge https://t.co/SSfg2USGTi

— Betches News (@Betches_Sup) October 14, 2020

 

19. Oat-milk-ception

https://twitter.com/JasMoneyRecords/status/1316005298302316544

 

20. Ta-da!

https://twitter.com/catcohen/status/1316201326792052738

 

21. It was?

Remember when "where do you see yourself in 5 years" was a logical question?

— Hanna Dickinson (@hansdickie) October 19, 2020

 

22. Fine, just iced coffee from now on.

https://twitter.com/monicaheisey/status/1315313291703595018

 

23. Oooh and then she said what?

I miss eavesdropping.

— Jenni Konner (@JenniKonner) October 16, 2020

 

24. There were other options?

https://twitter.com/mindykaling/status/1317176228126760961

 

25. Today we got Jacob. That actually isn’t a joke. (He’s very nice.)

spelling bee judge: your word is "steve"

starbucks barista: oh no

— Abbie (@AbbieEvansXO) October 14, 2020

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Rebecca Swanner
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Pleased to meet you. I'm the founder and Editor-in-Chief of Darcy: The world's first smart, funny lifestyle site for women.

I've written or worked for a wide range of lifestyle sites and magazines, including Billboard, Nylon, Parade, Men's Journal, Us Weekly, Stuff, Blender, Beachbody, Alternative Press, Electronic Gaming Monthly, and more. See more on my LinkedIn.

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