Another week, more funny tweets by women. You know the drill, right? This week we watched the Bachelorette for the first time (do not recommend sorry not sorry), but the premiere episode did result in some pretty silly memes. We also discovered that Costco is selling those hot chocolate bombs and that we need to make some peanut butter chocolate ones.
Oh, and heads up, Mercury is in retrograde.
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25 Funny Tweets by Women
1. We love lamp.
2. Both are very good doggos.
For my astrophysics friends pic.twitter.com/aTb7cVKxJm
— Jasmine 🌌🔭 (@astro_jaz) October 16, 2020
3. Well, at least there was a promising start?
how it started: how it’s going: pic.twitter.com/Q7yHnZWYgg
— Cain Maddox (@ctrlshifti) October 11, 2020
4. We really can’t take the Elder Ones anywhere. Here’s more funny tweets from @RoxiQT
https://twitter.com/roxiqt/status/1314702223453097984
5. Pucker up!
https://twitter.com/uwubiibi/status/1315803270552719360
6. We’re going for bronze at best.
https://twitter.com/catcohen/status/1316201326792052738
7. They weren’t wrong.
https://twitter.com/iatemuggles/status/1314923917832794112
8. Time to find a new shrink again.
my therapist: you’re a good person
me: oh no I’ve tricked you too
— ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) October 13, 2020
9. Posh Spice is just another name for herbes de Provence
the spice girls should have had names like Turmeric. baby isn’t even a spice
— rax ‘leads with her crotch’ king (@RaxKingIsDead) October 12, 2020
10. We’re here to help!
https://twitter.com/iatemuggles/status/1300383999370694656
11. Where else do you think Jaws came from?
People always throwing cursed objects into the sea hello, no that is how you get haunted sharks
— jess (retired) (@jessokfine) August 9, 2017
12. Don’t even get us started on croissants.
https://twitter.com/bubsXbaby/status/1317341359993425920
13. Is it over yet?
I am not a good hugger. Tonight a friend hugged me and I dropped some crackers I was holding and just gently said “my crackers” while waiting for the hug to end
— Ally (@TragicAllyHere) January 27, 2019
14. Yes but we’re still replying “stop.”
I get why we shouldn’t but I still wish we could start text-banking convos with “u up?” so that more people reply
— Karen Chee (@karencheee) October 17, 2020
15. You can’t make us.
“check your email” no, that’s where the emails live
— Rachel (@femaleredhead) October 15, 2020
16. Maybe it’s time we finally focused on ourselves.
https://twitter.com/SadSpookySeason/status/1316906244481888258
17. The kombucha is never going to recover from this.
Me: *makes a left at the light*
My groceries in back:
🧅
🍓 🥖 🥐
🥫 🧀🍎 🧄 🥕
🥦
🥫 🍩— 🥴steph🥴 (@eff_yeah_steph) October 14, 2020
18. Wilted bag of spinach, we see you. We’re still not going to eat you. But we see you.
The average age of items in my fridge https://t.co/SSfg2USGTi
— Betches News (@Betches_Sup) October 14, 2020
19. Oat-milk-ception
https://twitter.com/JasMoneyRecords/status/1316005298302316544
20. Ta-da!
https://twitter.com/catcohen/status/1316201326792052738
21. It was?
Remember when "where do you see yourself in 5 years" was a logical question?
— Hanna Dickinson (@hansdickie) October 19, 2020
22. Fine, just iced coffee from now on.
https://twitter.com/monicaheisey/status/1315313291703595018
23. Oooh and then she said what?
I miss eavesdropping.
— Jenni Konner (@JenniKonner) October 16, 2020
24. There were other options?
https://twitter.com/mindykaling/status/1317176228126760961
25. Today we got Jacob. That actually isn’t a joke. (He’s very nice.)
spelling bee judge: your word is "steve"
starbucks barista: oh no
— Abbie (@AbbieEvansXO) October 14, 2020
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