Rabbit vibrators were probably the first type of vibrators you learned about when you stayed up past your bedtime to sneak an episode of Sex and the City. While Carrie’s Y2K fashion is now coming back in style, it seems that this sex toy never went out.
According to Bed Bible’s The State of Sex Toys 2022 survey, rabbit vibrators were in the top five most popular types of vibrators. They’re a classic for a reason: the combination of vaginal and clitoral stimulation doesn’t get old.
Even when Carrie sabotaging her relationship with Big yet again certainly did.
We found the best rabbit vibrators that will have you orgasming so hard, you’ll forget all about Sex and the City 2. And the new TV show.
What Is a Rabbit Vibrator?
A rabbit vibrator is a toy that has two parts: a shaft that’s inserted into the vagina and an external stimulator attached to the shaft. It provides dual stimulation, vaginal and clitoral, to give you a blended orgasm.
Have time for a quick history lesson? When this vibrator was first imported to the United States from Japan, they were made with animal shapes and bright, non-human colors to get around Japan’s obscenity laws. And it gets its name from a popular style of clitoral stimulator that looks like rabbit ears, with two pieces to surround the clitoris.
Rabbit vibes can also be used for anal play by inserting the shaft into the anus and placing the bunny ears at the perineum. Did we just ruin Easter for you, or make it better?
What To Look For In a Rabbit Vibrator
1. Body Safe Materials
Bacteria should not be invited to any hook-up. Low-quality sex toys are often made with jelly materials that can’t be sterilized, so they are not safe to put inside you.
Rabbit vibrators are one of the most popular styles, so the market is full of sketchy manufacturers. Always buy your rabbit toys from trusted stores and manufacturers, and make sure you clean up after yourself. After a post-masturbation power nap, of course.
2. Shaft Type
The insertable shaft often comes with gadgets and gizmos aplenty. Some shafts thrust, some vibrate, and some are classic dildo style. It can also come in different lengths, widths, or curved shapes to better stimulate the g-spot. Try different shaft features to find your perfect fit.
As we always say, customization equals great masturbation.
3. Clitoral Stimulator Type
The final (and for many, most important) ingredient in the orgasm recipe is clitoral stimulation. The rabbit vibrator is named for the classic rabbit ear shapes. But now your orgasms aren’t dependent on Japan’s obscenity laws. What a relief that is.
The clitoral stimulator can be a solid piece, a suction, or a wheel of tongues–more on that later. When selecting your rabbit vibrator, you’ll need to consider how the shaft and the clitoral work together. Teamwork makes the screams and squirts!
15 Best Rabbit Vibrators
1. CalExotics Jack Rabbit Signature
If you watched Charlotte in Sex and the City and thought, “I’ll have what she’s having,” this is what she was having. Except now, the CalExotic Jack Rabbit Signature comes in body safe silicone, making it safer to sterilize than the old jelly style.
The shaft has three thrusting levels combined with seven vibration patterns on the classic rabbit ears. Oh Charlotte, you dirty, dirty dog.
2. Lelo Soraya Wave Rabbit Vibrator
The Lelo Soraya Wave is a luxury vibrator at a luxury price. But with intense orgasms like these, who needs to pay rent?
The super soft silicone gives it a luxurious, warm feel. This vibrator uses Lelo’s WaveMotion technology, which moves the shaft in that “come hither” motion your g-spot loves. Combined with the adjustable clitorial stimulator, you’ll end up with your perfect fit so you can ride the wave over and over.
3. ZALO Rosalie Rabbit Vibrator
They say not to judge a vibrator by its cover, but what if the cover is really pretty? The ZALO Rosalie Rabbit comes with a beautiful, rococo-inspired box, but trust us – you’ll never want to put it away.
The shaft has a 24 karat gold chain connected to the gold plated tip, so you can even use it as an accessory at your next Bridgerton party. But the ye olde English ladies didn’t get to hand the reins to their partner via a bluetooth-connected smartphone app. Our Duke of Hastings can take it from here.
4. Smile Makers The Artist Rabbit Vibrator, $129
When you’re about to climax, the last thing you want is to find yourself messing around with buttons. That’s why we love the Smile Makers’ The Artist rabbit vibrator, which has squeeze sensors to make the intensity increase when you squeeze harder.
Finally, a toy that understands what “keep going!” means.
5. Playboy Pleasure Rapid Rabbit Vibrator, $150
The bunny experts are in the sex toy game now, and they really put a bow on it. The Playboy Pleasure Rapid Rabbit is long for extra deep penetration, with a whopping 6.5 inches of insertable length. Talk about going deep into the rabbit hole.
In addition to the classic shaft and clitoral stimulator, it has an independently controlled flapper, which can be used internally or on the clit.
6. Doc Johnson iVibe Select iRoll
Having your clitoris attacked by a dozen disembodied tongues may not sound sexy, but trust us on this one. The Doc Johnson iVibe Select iRoll has a clit-stimulating wheel of tongues that never gets tired. Imagine what it could do if you soaked it in coffee first? (Don’t try that.)
The shaft also has rotating beads, so it feels like you’re getting licked and tickled all over.
7. Fun Factory Miss Bi
If you like your dick thick, the Fun Factory Miss Bi is for you. This short and girthy rabbit vibrator is 1.65 inches thick for that full feeling with a curve to hit the g-spot. The shaft is firm, so with the ergonomic handle, you can apply hard pressure.
The Bi name comes from the double motors for the clitoris stimulator and shaft vibrators. We think Misses of any sexuality will enjoy it.
8. Unbound Clutch, $98
If you have little T-Rex arms, getting a handle on a rabbit vibrator can be tough. But the Unbound Clutch has an ergonomic, triangular handle so you can easily grip it. And you better hold on tight through the 120 vibrating combinations of the internal and external arms.
Because short girls deserve mind-blowing orgasms, too.
9. Womanizer Duo, $153
Don’t let the f-boy name fool you. The original Womanizer is one of the most popular clit sucker vibrators. The Womanizer Duo combines that clit sucker technology with a curved, g-spot tickling shaft into a next generation rabbit toy.
You can control the Womanizer’s famously powerful vibrations on both the shaft and the sucker for the perfect combination. Controlling your frat bro ex-boyfriend is another proposition entirely.
10. Lioness 2.0, $229
If you get almost as excited about spreadsheets as you do about sex, you’ll love the Lioness 2.0. This rabbit-style vibrator has a temperature sensor, accelerometer, gyroscope, and force sensor to track your orgasms.
It’d be challenging to shove each of those inside of you separately to get this data, so it’s a real space saver. You can use the app to see your orgasm data, customize your vibrations, and share your data and toy control to your partner remotely. “Look honey, I orgasmed today!”
11. We-Vibe Nova 2 Rabbit Vibrator
The We-Vibe Nova 2 is designed for partner play, and this is a group project you’ll actually want to participate in.
It has a long handle great for solo play or to hand it over to your partner. The We-Connect app lets you hand the controls to your partner from anywhere. Sharing is caring. Except when it comes to the last Oreo.
12. Babeland Snail, $150
A snail rabbit? It sounds like a Pokemon card your parents bought you at the Dollar Tree. But you’ll be leaving a snail trail in your panties when you think about the good times with this toy.
The Babeland Snail has an external vibrator that rolls along the shaft, so you can choose how much of it to insert while keeping the clitorial stimulator in place.
13. Femme Funn Pirouette Rabbit Vibrator
The Femme Funn Pirouette spins like a ballerina, with a rotating shaft that circles 360 degrees with the intensity of an evil swan. And by “evil” we mean fantastic, obviously.
The wide, flat base can be attached to a harness to use as a strap-on for partner play or to sit up for hands-free solo play. It’s controlled by a remote, so the receiver can change the settings while the penetrator focuses on thrusting.
14. LoveHoney Happy Rabbit Triple Curve, $129.99
Two is better than one, and if our math is right, three is even better. But your head will be too empty to count after the LoveHoney Happy Rabbit Triple Curve attacks your orgasm at every possible angle. It has a smooth shaft, rabbit ear clitorial stimulators, and an anal bead stimulator.
The rabbit ears and anal stimulators can vibrate together or separately, so you can switch up the stimulation for a three-in-one experience. It’s like an epic threesome without the awkward post-coital dynamics.
15. Lovehoney Double Fun Vibrating Double Penetrator Rabbit
Three is better than two with this Lovehoney rabbit vibrator too, but it’s BYO-second-penis.
It has the classic shaft and rabbit ears, but it also has the double cock and ball ring so you have two shafts available for penetration. It’s like a penis transformer. Autobots, strap in!
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