At least they’re funnier than any joke from a customer.
Okay, and free Dole Whip.
It’s not a great day to be king.
What’s a mere 34 felonies?
You can thank Stormy Daniels for this one.
Wait, why is it snowing again?
More fun than a Shamrock Shake.
These deserve a standing ovation.
Where can we get a gallon of coffee around here?