Quick! To the Twitter!
“If Die Hard isn’t a Christmas movie why do I spend the holidays hiding in the vents of my workplace?”
“Can one of the Russians looking through my photos please tell me which ones to use on dating apps? I’m having no luck so far.”
BRB just gonna go hide under a rock for the next few weeks.
Those feathers tho
If you haven’t had at least one hot dog today already, you’re doing it wrong.
Everybody loves jokes. Work? Not so much. Here’s 30 hilarious tweets to keep you entertained when you’re bored at the office.
“I need someone else to prevent forest fires for like 10 minutes.”
As if you needed proof.