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Home » Funny » Funniest Tweets From Women

25 Funny Tweets from Women This Week

By Rebecca Swanner | November 30, 2020 | Updated on June 6, 2023 | Leave a Comment
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Funny Tweets from Women This Week - The Rock

This week, we’re all recovering from Thanksgiving — both the eating and the online shopping — but that means you’ve got more time to read this collection of the funny tweets from women this week. Because, do you really want to deal with actual work today? (That’s rhetorical. Here’s 25 of the best tweets you can enjoy instead.

And, if you want more, here’s our past roundups of funny tweets.

1. Yes, except it happened in the hallway.

Funny Tweets from Women This Week - First Grade

 

2. They also hate pineapple on pizza. What can we say, they’re monsters.

people my age aren't having a lot of kids because one of our 9 roommates usually objects

— Amy A (@lolennui) November 25, 2020

 

3. We don’t know, but we do know The Rock just released some brand new ice cream flavors…

Funny Tweets from Women This Week - The Rock

 

4. Cake is high water content. No, we didn’t just make that up.

my doctor: you have to stay hydrated

me: https://t.co/Zv2KLMabx1

— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) November 30, 2020

 

5. Excuse us but it counts.

Funny Tweets from Women This Week - mermaid

 

6. Look we really want to drop this but

Funny Tweets from Women This Week - Game of Thrones

 

7. Everybody HOLD ON!

the way im screaming pic.twitter.com/rIVEarKMtX

— beyoncé’s titties (@eraxtrana) November 19, 2020

 

8. Asking for a friend.

Funny Tweets from Women This Week - Black Friday Houses

 

9. She’s here all night with the astronomy jokes, folks.

https://twitter.com/astro_jaz/status/1333138273326288896

 

10. All good.

me: no problemo

narrator: but it was all problemo

— lil red (@lilredridingwud) November 23, 2020

 

11. WE KNOW.

Funny Tweets from Women This Week - Jeff Goldblum

 

12. Along with the mystery of the monolith.

if i missed your call 10 seconds ago & i call back….why aren’t you picking up? in this thesis i’ll be exploring those 10 seconds

— miski 🛸 (@musegold) November 29, 2020

 

13. Do we tell them it’s gonna be ok or

Songs that be under two minutes be so hard 😭😭😭

— S҉H҉O҉E҉M҉A҉K҉E҉R҉ 👞👞 (@Gracie_oguns) November 27, 2020

 

14. And, done.

Funny Tweets from Women This Week - Holiday

 

15. So what you’re saying is there’s room for growth?

Funny Tweets from Women This Week - Boyfriend

 

16. You should see the birb with the petticoat.

a symbol of wealth among pigeons pic.twitter.com/3U6RPCVrin

— living morganism 🌱 (@ok_girlfriend) November 16, 2020

 

17. Just fess up.

https://twitter.com/roxiqt/status/1333186036223053827

18. We don’t think that means what you think it means.

https://twitter.com/_ChiChiBeke/status/133172083531336089

19. This will probably age well.

Funny Tweets from Women This Week - Grandma

 

20. This holiday season, please remember to take a moment to relax.

https://twitter.com/emmaog___/status/1333091583323934721

 

21. Honey? I forgot where the door was again.

Funny Tweets from Women This Week - House

 

22. Did you also hear what the dog said?

https://twitter.com/TaylorLorenz/status/1333455194416435204

 

23. Oh no, don’t get us started with the cheese puns.

I have a Keto joke, but it’s too cheesy.

— Abbi Crutchfield (@curlycomedy) November 29, 2020

 

24. Well, there’s this painting…

https://twitter.com/danadonly/status/1333609235624513537

 

25. Back on the Duolingo again, eh?

https://twitter.com/internetanja/status/1332384492393259008

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Rebecca Swanner
Founder + Editor-in-Chief at Darcy
Pleased to meet you. I'm the founder and Editor-in-Chief of Darcy: The world's first smart, funny lifestyle site for women.

I've written or worked for a wide range of lifestyle sites and magazines, including Billboard, Nylon, Parade, Men's Journal, Us Weekly, Stuff, Blender, Beachbody, Alternative Press, Electronic Gaming Monthly, and more. See more on my LinkedIn.

On the baking side of things, I've run my own baking company and competed on Cupcake Wars, so hit me up with your baking questions! I respond fastest on Instagram where you can find me @darcymagazine

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