Boo! The spirits are materializing in all the spooky Haunted Mansion merch for 2023. No, we’re not talking about absinthe — but we like the way you think. We’re talking about Madame Leota, Constance, Hatchaway, and the other 997 happy haunts who call Disney‘s spooky mansion home.
They’ve felt your sympathetic vibrations and are now assembling in your living room for a swinging Halloween. We hope you didn’t like that new rug.
Thanks the the release of the new Haunted Mansion movie, the spooky ride is getting a resurgence in popular culture. There are tons of cool merch items available, from regions beyond. AKA Spirit Halloween. From home decor to wearable merch to LEGO kits, there’s something for every ghoul on this list.
21 Haunted Mansion Merch Items for 2023
1. Her Universe Disney The Haunted Mansion Wallpaper Open Cardigan, $59.90
Feeling a chill in the air? It could be that some ghosts are about. Or it could just be Fall rearing its pumpkin-spiced head. This cozy cardigan, with its Haunted Mansion wallpaper print, is perfect for spending time with specters or making your third PSL run of the day. Not that we’d know from experience.
Available at Her Universe
2. The Haunted Mansion Throw Pillow, $34.99
We’ll offer you this chilling challenge — find a more devilishly delightful throw pillow than this one. Featuring portraits from the ride, this pillow is a great addition to any room. Hopefully your room actually has windows and doors. In real life, that’s more of a problem than it is in Disneyland.
Available at Disney Store
3. The Haunted Mansion Tabletop Bust, $39.99
“Bust” isn’t just a word that makes the eleven-year-old in us snicker. It also makes for a great Halloween decoration, especially this bust straight out of the Haunted Mansion. The eyes don’t move like they do in the ride, though. So if you see this one’s eyes move… run.
Available at Spirit Halloween
4. The Haunted Mansion Clogs for Adults by Crocs, $59.99
Let’s put some respect on Crocs’ name. Are these Haunted Mansion Crocs cute? Debatable. Are they comfortable? You better believe it. Will your friends make fun of you for wearing them? Almost certainly. Will you get the last laugh when you’re walking on air at Disney World while your friends limp along? You betcha. Petty? Us?
Available at Disney Shop
5. Disney’s The Haunted Mansion Lantern, $36.99
Light up the night with this Haunted Mansion lantern featuring the stretching room portraits. Usually, you tell people not to go toward the light. But these ghoulish guys and gals apparently didn’t get the message.
Available at Spirit Halloween
6. Madame Leota Loungefly Mini Backpack, $88.00
Goblins and ghoulies from last Halloween — awaken the spirits with your Madame Leota mini backpack. Here’s hoping we didn’t just summon something from the Netherworld. Unless they bring us this bag. In that case, we’re cool.
Available at Disney Shop
7. Disney’s The Haunted Mansion Sign, $19.99
You could put this Haunted Mansion sign up on your house, but it might be false advertising unless you actually have a fully operational roller coaster in your home. Such a better use of your savings than avocado toast.
Available at Spirit Halloween
8. The Haunted Mansion “Eyes” Ear Headband, $34.99
The eyes have it. As in, they have one of the coolest Mickey ears headbands. Do you always feel like somebody’s watching you? It could be the ghosts of Michael Jackson and Rockwell, or it could just be that you forgot to turn off your speakers again.
Available at Disney Shop
9. LED The Haunted Mansion Light-Up Mantel Scarf, $16.99
Mantels are for showing off awards and accolades from your many accomplishments in life. Or for displaying this light-up Haunted Mansion mantel scarf, if your participation ribbons for field day in fifth grade are starting to bum you out.
Available at Spirit Halloween
10. Madame Leota Book Box, $39.99
You could say that this Madame Leota book box is ghostwritten. But we’re not going to say that because Leota notoriously hates dad jokes. She also hates being called Leota. Oh, she’s gonna haunt us for sure.
Available at Disney Shop
11. Disney’s The Haunted Mansion Light-Up Lantern Globe, $44.99
We love this Haunted Mansion light-up lantern globe because it features the groundskeeper, who is truly the most relatable character. He’s like all of us taking on a job we have no business taking. Do it for the health insurance.
Available at Spirit Halloween
12. Disney’s The Haunted Mansion Glow-In-The-Dark Grandfather Table Clock, $49.90
Things this Haunted Mansion grandfather clock is good for: adding to your spooky Halloween scene. Things it’s not great for: teaching your nephew to tell time. Unless you really want to convince him there’s such a thing as 13 o’clock. On the plus side, his teacher will think he’s European.
Available at Hot Topic
13. Madame Leota Spinning Eye Sign, $21.99
Planning a night of summoning spirits from regions beyond? You’re going to need this Madame Leota spinning eye sign. Also, you’ll need salt if they’re not-so-happy haunts. According to Supernatural, it’s the only condiment they don’t like. They must have high blood pressure or something.
Available at Spirit Halloween
14. The Haunted Mansion Door Knocker, $49.99
Knock knock! Huh? Sorry, we weren’t making a joke. We were just explaining what this Haunted Mansion door knocker does. You know, in case the name wasn’t self-explanatory enough.
Available at Spirit Halloween
15. LEGO The Haunted Mansion, $39.99
If there’s anything that can bring generations together at family gatherings, it’s LEGO kits. You guys go on and chat about property tax — we’ll be at the kids table helping the little ones build this LEGO Haunted Mansion. What do you mean we can’t take it home with us?
Available at Disney Shop
16. Light-Up Welcome Foolish Mortals Wreath, $39.99
This “Welcome Foolish Mortals” wreath is the perfect way to let trick-or-treaters know you’re open for business. But if you’d rather hoard candy for yourself, you can cross out the “Welcome” part. We’ll bring the Sharpie.
Available at Spirit Halloween
17. The Haunted Mansion Tabletop Projector, $21.99
Projecting? We’re not projecting. You’re projecting. Or perhaps it’s the Haunted Mansion tabletop projector. Maybe we shouldn’t have canceled therapy today.
Available at Spirit Halloween
18. Haunted Mansion Fred Tombstone, $49.99
If you know someone named Fred who passed away after a great big rock fell on his head, this Haunted Mansion tombstone might be in poor taste. For everyone else, it’s a perfect addition to your spooky Halloween scene. RIP Fred. We knew working with the Scooby Gang would catch up to you eventually.
Available at Spirit Halloween
19. The Haunted Mansion Graveyard Sign, $29.99
Want some grim grinning ghosts to come socialize at your house? Point them in the right direction of the party with this Haunted Mansion graveyard sign. Be warned. They’re not saying “Boo!” They’re saying you’re out of booze, and they’re not happy about it.
Available at Spirit Halloween
20. Disney’s The Haunted Mansion Newspaper Sign, $19.99
Extra! Extra! Read all about the goings-on at the Haunted Mansion with this newspaper sign. We heard they have the full scoop on what went down between the Hatbox Ghost and Constance Hatchaway. Let’s just say they haven’t buried the hatchet yet.
Available at Spirit Halloween
21. Victor Geist The Haunted Mansion Statue, $89.99
Luckily, Victor Geist is content to play the actual organ, as depicted in this Haunted Mansion statue. We recommend not making him angry unless you want to find out how talented he is at playing the kidneys.
Available at Spirit Halloween
She's also a published short story author who has appeared in anthologies like A Murder of Storytellers and the Abstract Elephant. Jacqueline challenges herself to learn one new skill per year, so you can often find her struggling to master crocheting, knitting, and embroidery when she's not writing.
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